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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/3/2016 1:28:52 AM
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50,000!!
[b]Pulls out a large bottle labeled "Holy Shit", and slams it on the table[/b]
Alright. Fifty bucks says none of you can tank a full shot of this stuff..
[b]The bottle burns a hole in the table[/b]
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*Holds it in my hands* I've always wanted to try this! *Chugs it, then vomits a little*
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[i]JT slowly approaches. [/i] "-blam!- it, let's try this."
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[b]stryker approaches[/b] Gimme two [spoiler]this is before I'm drunk.[/spoiler]
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[b]chugs it hoping its safe this time[/b]
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HOLY SHIT TUBBS DON'T CHUG IT! [b]I sit there, watching you, having no idea what will happen[/b]
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[b]drinks the whole bottle[/b] [spoiler]obviously it refills itself[/spoiler] Not again... [b]the fire comes out my butt instead off hands[/b] [b]starts puking up fire[/b] [b]catches on fire[/b]
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[b]Still drunk, I am not prepared to handle the situation, so I just begin backing away slowly..[/b]
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[b]the fire out of the butt starts making me goes toward you at extremely fast speeds[/b]
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[b]I begin breaking into a run, and I book it out of the building.[/b]
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[b]i go through every wall in my path[/b] [b]right before I hit you it goes away[/b]
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[b]Purity walks over.[/b] "You're on."
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 5/3/2016 3:29:43 AM[b]I slide you a steel shotglass, containing a glowing liquid[/b] Good luck, new guy.
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"I can handle this." [b]He downs it in one gulp, then his eyes widen.[/b] "Oh. Well. Um..." [b]He runs off, then comes back.[/b]
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You alright there?
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"Don't know... That's some strong stuff."
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I did warn you...
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"Yep. But hey, I did get the shot down."
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[b]I sigh[/b] That you did... [i]I'm going to be broke by tomorrow...[/i] [b]I drop a fifty onto the table[/b]
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[b]He picks it up.[/b] "If you keep this up, yeah."
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[b]The Deity catches the bottle.[/b] "Holy shit huh?" Come on. Don't tell me you can all be taken down by a bottle of profane vodka! Little shits! [b]He pops the cap off.[/b]
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I don't know... This is some of the strongest stuff we have... I'm not even sure you could handle this..
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Ha! There is nothing I can't handle boss man. [b]He begins to down it. ....his hands start to tremble. He starts spilling the drink over his face, he puts it down.[/b] Whoo. Whoo. Whoo. Okay. Holy shit. HOLY SHIT?! Holy god damn fu[i]c[/i]king s-shit! [b]He picks it back up[/b] W-We aren't done ass hole! [b]He continues to drink more[/b]
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[spoiler]trying my hardest not to laugh[/spoiler]
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[b]I smirk a little[/b] Feeling a little queasy are we?
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[b]He puts the bottle down. He tips a bit but tries his best to keep his composition[/b] Oh YOU FU[i]C[/i]KING WISH! I CAN DRINK MORE OF THIS THAN YOU COULD EVEN DREAM OFF NO-BALLS!
