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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/30/2016 5:33:17 PM
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[b]Loud sounds of steel against steel is heard from the basement, as well as the screams of something not quite human.[/b]
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I don't wanna go down there but my creator wants me too... [b]walks down there[/b]
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[b]A door blocks your path.[/b]
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Bruh [b]kicks the door with super strength[/b]
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[b]Door reforms[/b]
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[b]runs past with super speed before it fully can[/b]
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[b]Another door blocks you.[/b]
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OH COME ON!!! [b]kicks it[/b] Why even make this post if I can't get in the basement!
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[b]It finally breaks, but the basement is full of doors, and only doors.[/b]
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WHAT THE BLEEP!!! Wait, that's weird. Why did I say bleep? Hold on a sec. BLEEP!!! Seriously? I can't cuss? Whatever. Back to the doors. [b]looks at it for a second[/b] I got it! I'll give up. Nah. [b]starts kicking every door I see[/b]
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*Blends in with the shadows as he creeps down towards the basement.*
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[b]A door stops you.[/b]
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*thinking "A door? My sword can blow a bank vault door off its hinges... Not that I've robbed any banks... Why am I trying to seem not guilty to myself? Whatever..." *He summons one of his swords and swings it sending a blast of air towards the door.*
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[b]The door remains unbroken.[/b]
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*He summons his other sword and swings both, sending an even stronger blast of air.*
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[b]The air reflects back to you.[/b]
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*Goes flying backwards and hits a wall about 200 feet away. He runs back to the door.* "Open sesame?"
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[b]Nope[/b]
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"Abra-cadabra, alaka- OPEN YOU PIECE OF $#%&!!!"
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[b]Uh-Uh.[/b]
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*His eyes turn grey and he looks like he's thinking really hard. They go back to their normal green color.* "Please?"
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[b]What part of no do you not understand?[/b]
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(He doesn't take no for an answer. He stops on his own terms.) "Oh... I see..." *He pulls out a hundred dollar bill.* "There's a fee isn't there?" *thinking "Why the #$&& am I offering a door money?"
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[i]The loud footsteps of a man can be heard going into the basement. [/i]
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[b]The door prevents access.[/b]
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[i]The figure that went down the stairs had glared at the door. He searched for any cracks in the wall or under the door, figuring his Nanocyte project could help him here. [/i]
