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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/28/2016 8:00:21 PM
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*watches from the garden in a lawn chair*
"The source plant is already gone but there are spores in other places ... so breath your putrid breath somewhere else"
English
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I'm just doing this to neutralize your spores.
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... Welp I need them for a while around the garden so shoo"
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Why anyway? I'd assume this is a toxin, and we don't want those.
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... It reminds me of home
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Really... Where is "home" exactly? I've been kind of interested in where you come from... And how you got here.
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Imagine a small planet covered entirely with jungle ... With little water plants prey on eachother and whatever animals come near them ... that's my home ... And I got bored so I had a huge bean stalk launch me into atmosphere in a pod full of my planets seeds ... Then I drifted here when ninja first started up the dojo
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Not the weirdest Origen story, but, it's up there. Me? I was a God, but my life was awful, and I was barely able to survive, and then I let a few friends leave the underworld alive, and my dad was PISSED! So he made me a mortal on the life of my Mom, bless her soul. 30 years later, I joined here.
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I've been free all of my life ... I've never had a superior
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Really? No predators that threaten to slaughter you every day?
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... Plant man fears none
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I wish that was me... My father is here, and I feel he would try and kill me
