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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/28/2016 3:20:51 PM
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"I still don't understand..."
[spoiler]I know what people would expect, so I chose the opposite.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I can tell[/spoiler] A wolf's manlier...
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"Are you insulting my parents? You don't wint to do that..."
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You asked
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"Can't you tell the difference between a male wolf and a female one?" [spoiler]He doesn't understand that humans think of some animals as being masculine where as others are more feminine.[/spoiler]
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Yeah, but... it's human things. Even though i'm not human.
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"I guess I'll let it slide... This is just the first time I've seen them in two years... Thanks for the puppy."
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No problem. I needed to get rid of it. I still have 2 left. I might keep them though. [b]is surprised you didn't react to me saying i'm not human[/b] [spoiler]i have a hood and a mask on so nobody can see my face[/spoiler] [spoiler]also my other armor prevents anyone from seeing the rest of my body[/spoiler]
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"Also, if you aren't human then what are you?"
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Awesome... [b]refuses to answer[/b] [b]you just now notice he has a tail lol[/b]
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"How did I not notice you have a tail..."
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Idk. [b]it's green and has small spikes on top of it[/b] [b]it's long and pointy[/b]
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"Are you some sort of lizard person?"
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What? No... [b]backs away slowly[/b]
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*He puts the photo in his pocket and picks up the puppy. He starts advancing slowly.*
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[b]stops[/b] [b]pulls hood off[/b] [b]takes off mask[/b] [b]is dark green with sharp teeth, one horn in the middle of my head like a rhino, eyes are all black, pointy ears, a nose that barely sticks out, pointy chin, hair is cyan and sticks up in the front, horn is cut diagonally so the sharp part is gone, and I have scales[/b] [b]the eyes turn a light blue[/b]
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"ALIEN RHINO-LIZARD-MAN!!!!"
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[b]eyes turn red[/b] [b]i put the hood and mask on[/b] [b]activates superspeed[/b] [b]you're suddenly in the middle of no where on an island being held up by the neck with super strength[/b] If you say a word to anyone, then i'll kill you.
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*He starts moving his mouth but he doesn't make a sound. He snaps his fingers and points to your hand on his neck and then to his feet which aren't touching the ground.*
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[b]drops you[/b]
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*He gasps.* "Okay, thanks. You don't need to use force you know... I won't tell anyone. I don't see what the problem is with me telling someone though..."
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Your reaction was terrible. Imagine everyone else's.
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"I was joking... But look at me, people seem to be fine with me now. Unless people are talking about me behind my back."
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[b]punches you in the face with super strength[/b] [b]knocks you out[/b] [b]runs to ship with you and wipes your memory of this whole conversation[/b] [b]puts you back by the tree as you were before with the puppy[/b]
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*He wakes up to the puppy licking his face.* "Hey, that's impolite. Wait, a puppy? Tubbs must have been here." *When he says [i]Tubbs[/i] he feels as if there's something that goes with that name. It's like there's something in his memory that's been moved just out of reach.* "That's strange..." *He looks at the puppy and then feels his pocket and takes out the picture of his parents. He freezes when he sees the picture but he isn't as upset because he suddenly feels like this has happened before.* "Have I done this before? Where did I get this photo? Tubbs must have given it to me..." *He gets up and picks up his puppy and goes in search of Tubbs.*
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[b]is just chilling around my broken down pet shop[/b]
