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Edited by SpartanLane54: 2/18/2016 2:51:00 AM
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Atheons Dinner

[b][i][u][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/192076882/0/0]Back to the hub[/url][/u][/i][/b] Oryx: So could you pass me the cheese, I've never tasted it before. Atheon: Screw you man! Oryx: What? Are you still salty after you died from just being pushed off the edge? Atheon: No... Fine, yes but at least I won't have my only son killed! Oryx: You're a robot! You don't have a son! Atheon: Damnit! Fine at least my daughters won't die! Oryx: Yet again, you're a friken robot! You don't have any daughters! Atheon: Fine! But can we just get back to eating our dinner please? Oryx: Ok, fine. [i]A few minutes pass[/i] [i]Atheon snickers in laughter[/i] Oryx: What? Atheon: At least I didn't fail to kill the guardians two times! [i]Oryx flips the table[/i] Oryx: You do not speak of my multiple failures! [i]Atheon is dying of laughter[/i] [i]A portal opens and out comes Crota[/i] Crota: It's ok Dad, maybe next time your father can pull it off. Atheon: Gosh it's just father ception up in this joint! [i]The three of them get into a large argument[/i] [i]A random guardian walks in[/i] Guardian: WOULD YOU ALL JUST STOP FRIKEN ARGUING AND JUST ACCEPT THAT WE KILLED ALL OF YOU!? [i]The three raid bosses turn around slowly[/i] Oryx: Who the heck invited you?! Atheon: And since when did we ask for your opinion? Guardian: No body and to be honest oryx actually you have tasted cheese. [i]Drops the mike and walks out like a boss[/i]

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