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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/28/2016 2:27:07 AM
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*He notices the puppy.*
"Aww, another puppy. Are you giving him to me?"
*He then sees the photo and immediately freezes.*
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Yep, I am. [b]this puppy is full blonde[/b]
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*He is still focused on the photo.* "These... These are... My parents..."
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I sort of guessed when I saw the pict- I mean woah! Those are your parents?
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"Yes, they are. The wolf is my mom and the leopard is my dad."
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You'd think it would be the other way around.
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"What do you mean?"
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It just seems like a wolf would be the guy and the leopard the girl
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"I still don't understand..." [spoiler]I know what people would expect, so I chose the opposite.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I can tell[/spoiler] A wolf's manlier...
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"Are you insulting my parents? You don't wint to do that..."
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You asked
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"Can't you tell the difference between a male wolf and a female one?" [spoiler]He doesn't understand that humans think of some animals as being masculine where as others are more feminine.[/spoiler]
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Yeah, but... it's human things. Even though i'm not human.
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"I guess I'll let it slide... This is just the first time I've seen them in two years... Thanks for the puppy."
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No problem. I needed to get rid of it. I still have 2 left. I might keep them though. [b]is surprised you didn't react to me saying i'm not human[/b] [spoiler]i have a hood and a mask on so nobody can see my face[/spoiler] [spoiler]also my other armor prevents anyone from seeing the rest of my body[/spoiler]
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"Also, if you aren't human then what are you?"
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Awesome... [b]refuses to answer[/b] [b]you just now notice he has a tail lol[/b]
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"How did I not notice you have a tail..."
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Idk. [b]it's green and has small spikes on top of it[/b] [b]it's long and pointy[/b]
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"Are you some sort of lizard person?"
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What? No... [b]backs away slowly[/b]
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*He puts the photo in his pocket and picks up the puppy. He starts advancing slowly.*
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[b]stops[/b] [b]pulls hood off[/b] [b]takes off mask[/b] [b]is dark green with sharp teeth, one horn in the middle of my head like a rhino, eyes are all black, pointy ears, a nose that barely sticks out, pointy chin, hair is cyan and sticks up in the front, horn is cut diagonally so the sharp part is gone, and I have scales[/b] [b]the eyes turn a light blue[/b]
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"ALIEN RHINO-LIZARD-MAN!!!!"
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[b]eyes turn red[/b] [b]i put the hood and mask on[/b] [b]activates superspeed[/b] [b]you're suddenly in the middle of no where on an island being held up by the neck with super strength[/b] If you say a word to anyone, then i'll kill you.
