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4/26/2016 2:04:50 PM
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[spoiler]Agh jeez. Sorry. You see, pants is in a different place. Ask Zane if you want. It's for an upcoming plot.[/spoiler] Okay. A, I'm getting a hint of "non-cannon" here. And B, why should I give a shit about any of your shadow ass hats?
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  • *the shadows wield their respective weapons* [spoiler]Not actually pants, just a shadow duplicate.[/spoiler] Do NOT do this father! [i]I must, for this cheeky "Ass hat" disrespected me.[/i]

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  • Aweeee. Did I hurt your feeling little bitch? Don't worry. YOU'll BE RELIEVED OF EVERYTHING SOON! [b]The Deity readies his blade[/b]

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  • *Mortar's father readies his war axe, the side that didn't have a blade is now replaced with a scythe*

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  • [b]In an explosion of light, killing the shades of the dojo members, the deity teleports behind the father. He impales him with the ginormous blade then throws him off it, sending him head first into the dojo wall[/b]

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  • Edited by BrandRobKus: 4/26/2016 3:15:16 PM
    *Mortar's father seems to dissolve into the wall, then jumps off the roof, slamming his scythe side on you* I guess that's where I get it from, the dissolving. *Mortar walks over to testuo* This is going to end quick, right? I don't think he stands a chance against the Deity.

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  • [b]Tesuto contemplates[/b] *sigh* I do believe your father will die. [b]The scythe shatters when it hits The Deities armour. He grabs the father by the throat and holds the Deity blade in a reverse grip. He stabs him repeatedly, leaving huge holes going straight through his chest. On his final stab, he brings the blade down and let's go of the father, and impales him into the ground with both hands on the blade.[/b] [b]Light begins searing through the fathers body [/b]

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  • *the light vanishes, shadows pour from the holes* *you are surprised to see him grow in size, and grow wings. The scythe reappears in his hands on fire, and Mortar's father is ready for round two* [i]no[/i]

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  • Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/26/2016 3:47:27 PM
    [b]The deity cracks his neck.[/b] Ohohoho. Big bad Satan has come to play hmm? You were better In Supernatural honestly.... [b]The deity raises his blade. Light seems to fade from the area, but his blade becomes bright. He begins swinging his blade. Sending massive beams of light flying at the father. The fire seems endless. And enduring.[/b]

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  • *holds scythe between himself and flame* [i]If that's all you got, I might as well destroy you now[/i] *grabs you by your temples and brings you face to face. Mortar's father takes your sword from you, uses it as a toothpick, and throws it to the ground* *flicks you, causing you to fall*

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  • [b]Since the blade can't be disarmed from the Deity. He laughs[/b] Wow! You uhhh...you struggling there? [spoiler]We have to go back to where he's holding the deity. I really need to make a Bio for him...[/spoiler] Here..let me- [b]With one swift action the deity impales the 3ft wide blade through his mouth. He rips it upwards, splitting his head into two like an orange.[/b] Don't put strange objects in your mouth kids.

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  • *the blade gets lost in his head* [i]do stay still[/i] *puts more pressure on your head*

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  • [spoiler]What? Also, the deity can't loose the blade. Like I said before. A bio is up.[/spoiler] [b]The deity explodes into light again, taking off the fathers arms. He appears behind him again and cuts vertically through him. He teleports again in front of him, grabs him by the throat, which he crushes, and throws him into the ground. The deity flies down and twirls his blade[/b] Ohhhhh boy. You are no fun. Really pissing me off.

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  • *Mortar's father falls to the ground, sliced in half*

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  • [b]The Deity puts his blade for back on his back.[/b] Well. Daddy. Looks like your entire species will follow in your example... [b]He waves mortar over[/b] YO! Solved your dad issues!

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  • Finally! *picks up father's scythe, and combines it with own sword* That should be good for it!

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  • Whelp! This has been anti-climactic to say the least! [b]Tesuto walks over[/b] I agree. [b]the deity turns to you[/b] Soooo. That's it?

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  • Maybe Maybe not. This isn't the first time he's died, will probably come back to get his throne...

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  • Huh... Well... [b]The Deity steps closer[/b] Wanna kill your entire race? After all...their on my list now...

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  • Edited by BrandRobKus: 4/26/2016 6:31:22 PM
    No... My dad was a tyrant, and the underworld will celebrate his death (?) In the meantime, who wants the world's biggest corpse kebab?!

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  • Nobody escapes the list pal. Buuuuuuut I'll take you up in that offer. [spoiler]Is the quest over?[/spoiler]

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  • Wait... *You can sense a nervousness coming from Mortar* Shit. We should not have killed him. We should NOT have killed him.

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  • Why not....

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  • Because... *takes a deep breath, and sighs* If he were to die, he enters his mental form, which can possess many people at a time, rebuild his physical form, and/or commit genocide in mere minutes. *facepalms so hard, he recoils*

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  • Mortar. Buddy. Pal. That was me on an average Tuesday. Now, is this a good reason to kill your entire species now? Please? Seriously kiddo let's just go order 66 on their asses.

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  • I will NOT, for he would kill them quicker if he wanted to, he ruled in his physical form with an iron fist. Hell, in his mental form, he had destroyed whole galaxies! Wait. You know what? We will. Destroy any ties to his home that he has! Except me... please don't kill me.

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