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Edited by Azhidal: 4/25/2016 1:08:16 AM
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Ooohhh let me tell you a story. So i was having a dream one night and was generaly just -blam!-ing with all the shit cause being a lucid dreamer im basicly a god when im asleep. Whilst having a jolly good time diddling with all the things i came upon a church that both worshiped and feared a god named:Azhidal Now Azhidal was an entity, a solution to balancing out the multiverse. Infinite destruction to counter infinite creation. His job was to devour universes as they approached their heat death. So unfortunatley for him he entered my dream. Now because im a stupid mother -blam!-er i decide my own life is worth more than maintaining multi-versal balance i straight start removing pertions of the universe around him, ripping away chunks of his mortal form and eating them. So at this point theirs so many holes in the universe everything just starts colapsing, like i realy just -blam!-ed an entire universe to save my own ass and ate the end of the multiverse. But not killed, you cant kill a concept. So now trilions dead what do i do, but decide to take the bitches name and pick up where he left off. But everyone needs a hobby so i decided what better than to eat evil or abusive gods. So now whenever i find an evil god in my dreams i just eat the poor guy. I am Azhidal: the God Eater [spoiler]this was almost 10 years ago, total gods eaten 1,367, total universes devoured, honestly lost count around the millions.[/spoiler]
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