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originally posted in:Iron Hamster
Edited by Azhidal:
4/25/2016 1:08:16 AM
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Ooohhh let me tell you a story.
So i was having a dream one night and was generaly just -blam!-ing with all the shit cause being a lucid dreamer im basicly a god when im asleep.
Whilst having a jolly good time diddling with all the things i came upon a church that both worshiped and feared a god named:Azhidal
Now Azhidal was an entity, a solution to balancing out the multiverse. Infinite destruction to counter infinite creation. His job was to devour universes as they approached their heat death.
So unfortunatley for him he entered my dream. Now because im a stupid mother -blam!-er i decide my own life is worth more than maintaining multi-versal balance i straight start removing pertions of the universe around him, ripping away chunks of his mortal form and eating them.
So at this point theirs so many holes in the universe everything just starts colapsing, like i realy just -blam!-ed an entire universe to save my own ass and ate the end of the multiverse. But not killed, you cant kill a concept.
So now trilions dead what do i do, but decide to take the bitches name and pick up where he left off. But everyone needs a hobby so i decided what better than to eat evil or abusive gods. So now whenever i find an evil god in my dreams i just eat the poor guy.
I am Azhidal: the God Eater
[spoiler]this was almost 10 years ago, total gods eaten 1,367, total universes devoured, honestly lost count around the millions.[/spoiler]
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This is just amazing (^.^) I feel like I walked through the movie Inception. You tell an amazing story , you should write I loved all your colorful descriptions. And how can anyone forget this name now? Thank you so much for sharing your gamer tag with us , the origin of it is like a full blown movie! P. Hikita of iron hamster clan NYC
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Do you lucid dream naturally or is there some technique? I'd love to do that on the regular.
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You can control lucid dreams. I can control mine sometimes, but sometimes i cant. I remember one dream i had, i set a trap for a rabbit to walk into, and he literally floated over it. So my entire sleep, i kept rewinding until he finally fell in.
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A bit of both, i started lucid dreaming a long time ago and being a kid i was curious about it so i started researching ways to make it more consistent. The 2 biggest tips i can give are as follows. 1) keep a dream journal, and start recording in as much detail as possible what you remember. This helps because it ties the dream world to the real one in a physical way making you more likely to remember dreams. It takes what your mind would normaly disregard and gives it purpose. 2) do a dream check, some people pinch themselves to see if they feel pain but this doesnt work as while lucid dreaming everything will feel and even look or smell real to you. Personaly i try to make a ball of energy i do this whenever i wake up just to make sure. This is because in reality i cant do this, so when i find myself concious in a dream and i do this and it works it solidifies to my mind that what its experiencing is a dream.
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Ive had real orgasms while lucid dreaming.
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Edited by Azhidal: 4/25/2016 3:33:36 AMSame ;) [spoiler]and with alot of different stuff too, robots, demons, monsters, aliens, angels, other gods, and a few other things im not sure i shouldnt say. i dont discriminate, im pretty open minded.[/spoiler]
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Normally, a good idea is to both keep a log of your dreams, and to check your hands randomly throughout the day and ask if you're dreaming. Keep doing it until its second nature and eventually you'll do it during your dreams
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No effing way, that is too cool. Watch you turn me into a -blam!-in chicken lol
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What?? 😂😂 its a technique I used to use. Your hands will look weird in your dreams
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Yeah they'll be chicken wings! Haha I'm just kidding man. Thanks for the info though.
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Edited by TJTheSlumpGod: 4/25/2016 1:19:54 AM
