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Edited by Skatch142: 4/22/2016 11:22:17 PM
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[spoiler]No, it's not.[/spoiler] *He starts shaking frantically trying to let go of the tree.* "HHHEEEEEELLLLLP!!!!! I GOT STUCK IN A TREEEE!!!!"
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  • [b]Out of nowhere, he feels the power of a semi-truck strike him in the chest. Sending you through the tree and into a very...large crater[/b] Just kidding. Ha! [b]The deity jumps down into the crater. He puts up his fists[/b] Your turn Furboy...

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  • Edited by Skatch142: 4/22/2016 11:37:59 PM
    *He winces as he speaks.* "Okay... I wasn't actually stuck. I was trying to get you to come close so I could maul you. I guess that backfired... And what did you call me? I don't really know what that means..." *He kicks you in the crotch and sweeps your legs.* [spoiler]Sketch himself doesn't actually know what a furry is.[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/22/2016 11:40:03 PM
    [spoiler]Yaaaaa that's the fun thing about the deity. He breaks the fourth wall.[/spoiler] [b]When the kick hits his iron patriots, a *ding* is heard. The deity jumps over your legs and punches you in the face again[/b] Balls. Of. STEEL BABY! [spoiler]As he gets cockier he usually makes more mistakes[/spoiler] [spoiler]Though it's still kind of impossible for him to loose...this is more of a fun fight[/spoiler]

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  • *Gets hit in the face. And spits out a tooth.* "Okay, I don't think I can do this without help..." *He pulls out a leaf of catnip in a vacuum sealed bag and opens it." "EXCELSIOR!!!!" *He punches you twelve times in the face and then tackles you.*

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  • Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/23/2016 3:30:31 AM
    [b]The deity takes all the hits. Your fist hurts a lot after that...like you thought punching a wall was a smart idea... He reels back from the tackle, but you aren't able to take him down. He picks you up and slams you down on the ground[/b] OH! REKT!

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  • "Are you sure?" *Slides between your legs and climbs onto your back. He puts you in a choke hold.*

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  • [b]He stands still[/b] You uhhhh. Having a little trouble there? [b]Its incredibly difficult to choke him for some weird possibly comical reason...[/b]

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  • *Starts biting your head in a sort of comical way to go along with the comical fact that he is comically having trouble comically choking you... Comical.*

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  • [b]Your teeth begin grinding against his skull making them dull[/b] ....yaaaa. Let me just... [b]He falls backwards landing in you. He turns over and starts pummelling your face ruthlessly into the ground.[/b]

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  • "Hey *punch* could *punch* I get *punchity-punch-punch* some fries *slap* with that?" *falcon punch* *He grabs your head and starts relentlessly shaking it.*

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  • [b]The deity stops punching[/b] ...wait what. What... Are you doing? I fly around for a living. I can have my head shaken dumbass! Hahahahaha! You know I'll just let you do you. I'm gunna stay here for a bit and see where this goes

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  • "Is there any possible way to hurt you without a weapon?"

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  • There really ain't any way to hurt me... Well. Besides a scrape or two. But no way that you could've done that to me! Ha! [b]You notice a tiny scratch across his face from when you punched him[/b]

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  • *As you laugh he dropkicks you right in the face.* "I suppose the fries thing deserves an explanation... I couldn't think of anything to say..."

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  • [b]He is confused on how you drop kicked him when you were on the ground.[/b] Huh. Must have been a writers mistake. Anyways! [b]He speeds over to you and uppercuts you. Sending you flying out of the crater and landing straight on the dojos wall. Scratch that, you fall THROUGH the dojos wall[/b]

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  • *He gets up out of the rubble with fury in his eyes.* "Attica!!!!!!" *He runs straight towards you.*

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  • [b]Since he is at the dojo now, he's no where to be seen. ...you hear thunder...[/b]

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  • Edited by Skatch142: 4/23/2016 1:52:19 PM
    *He runs straight towards the hold in the wall, shouting [i]Attica!!![/i]. He notices the thunder and starts running faster.*

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  • [b]The sounds of thunder stop as you see a Mach cone flying towards you. ...whatever it is...it broke the sound barrier[/b]

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  • *He ducks as it flies overhead.* "Am I going to need to use my sword?"

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  • [b]You feel your entire left side be hit by what seems to be a coked up fire truck. Sending you to the ground[/b] OHHHH MAN! Super sonic my friend! Super-fu[i]c[/i]king-SONIC! Hahahahahahahahaha! You done yet?

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  • Edited by Skatch142: 4/23/2016 3:04:03 PM
    *Gets right back up.* "Nope... Y-yep..." *He falls down unconscious... The catnip wore off.*

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  • [b]The Deity grins. He whispers under his breath[/b] [i]Good fight catnip...good fight.[/i]

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