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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/22/2016 8:33:02 PM
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Bruh. I had a plan and everything. You know how hard that is to make when you're as dumb as me?
[b]opens a large portal in front of me and another on top of the ferris wheel[/b]
[b]once the lightning is gone I stick my head through the portal[/b]
SUCK IT!!!!
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[b]I punch you in the face as the Ferris wheel is charged with lightning[/b]
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OW!!! [b]pulls my face through[/b] [b]closes portals[/b] You got lightning huh? Well, I got... uh... SPEED!!!!!!! [b]activates super speed[/b] [b]runs around you in circles so fast I create a tornado around you[/b]
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[b]I'm swept around, and fall over. Fire surges through my armor[/b]
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[b]keeps doing it[/b]
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[b]I continue to engulf myself in flames, burning myself in the process. In a massive amount of pain, I ignite the tornado[/b]
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HOW BOUT NO! [b]uses pants and runs up to you[/b] [b]back hands you with super strength[/b]
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[b]I am knocked back. My armor burns your skin upon contact.[/b]
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[b]Pants last two turns[/b] [b]doesn't get burned[/b] Have fun! [b]grabs Yuk.87 and shoots 3 turrets out[/b] [b]runs around entire carnival looking for Cotton Candy[/b] [b]you see me on top of the ferris wheel eating cotton candy[/b]
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[b]I take multiple bullets to my chest, as I walk up to the turrets and melt them. There are multiple wounds, and I have severe burns on my hands... Then I remember... The Ferris wheel was charged with lightning.. I look over to you, sitting right on top of it, and stare as electricity surges through the metal[/b]
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[b]gets electrocuted[/b] This really hurts! [b]jumps off and opens a portal below me and another right above the ground[/b] [b]closes portal[/b] [b]turns wolf[/b] Come at me bro.
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/23/2016 3:16:25 AM[b]I seem to become more aggressive the more injured I become. This does not negate or lessen the fact that I am injured[/b] With pleasure, Twilight! [b]I unsheathe my swords after a long period of charging, and prepare myself, with both swords activating at full blast. [/b]
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EVERY TIME!!! Alright, take it like a man... take it like a man... [b]looks at you[/b] SCREW IT!!! I'M A WOLF!!! [b]runs at you and does a drop kick[/b] [i]Please don't stab my foot![/i] [spoiler][i]this is what i'm thinking btw, not saying[/i][/spoiler]
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[b]I hold my swords up to block. This only partially works, and I stumble backwards[/b]
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MY FOOT!!! [b]gets on all fours[/b] Dibs on winning. [b]tackles you and uses all my strength to crush you as much as I can[/b]
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Did you just call dibs in the middle of a fight?! It doesn't work like that! [b]A few of my ribs crack.. But my armor begins heating up again.[/b]
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Yes it does. [b]feels the heat[/b] OW!!! [b]jumps off of you[/b] Hot feet! Hot feet! [b]jumps around[/b]
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[b]Rushes at you, and stabs at your chest with both swords while you are running. This causes my ribs to crack further.[/b]
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[b]when you stab me my face gets serious and I seem angry[/b] Was... that... a kill move? [b]i turn bigger and buffer[/b] [b]picks you up by the leg and slams you into the ground[/b] [spoiler]RAGE MODE[/spoiler]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/23/2016 3:53:48 AMIf it was a kill move.. [b]Coughs blood[/b]... You'd be dead... [b]The fire coming from my armor stops.. And begins coming from [i]me[/i]. My armor begins to burn away, as a familiar sword begins forming out of the embers in my hand. I am literally on fire. (It should be noted that I am not fireproof, and that using this ability is slowly burning me alive) [/b]
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True... [b]you catch on fire[/b] I didn't do it! It was that guy! [b]points at a random clown[/b]
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[b]I stand, blazing, and charge at you with the sword. I jump and aim at your chest once again. My hands have blackened[/b]
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I don't wanna die... [b]steps to the side and dodges[/b] [b]punches you in the back of the head as you pass me[/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/23/2016 4:05:47 AM[b]I fall on to my knees. As I begin to stand, the fire spreads to your hand, as the flames continue to burn my arms. It makes me stop for a moment[/b]
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AH!!! [b]starts blowing on it and rolls around[/b]
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[b]I struggle to get over the pain, and force myself up. I start walking towards you[/b]
