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Edited by Golden Chocobo:
4/22/2016 8:14:45 PM
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I grew tired of this petty squabbling as well. What's say you we end this little fight, here and now?
* hands you a blade* That is a dagger formed from the hottest and darkest flames of my Mastersss netherrealm. The only tool that can truly kill me. But don't worry, you won't walk away from this. I'll make sure of it.
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*Starts eating the dagger* Mhhhh...needs more salt
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You are a bizarre creature aren't you? Either way, you'll die today! *rushes towards you and begins to slash*
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*Attacks pass through me*
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Why.. Can't.. I.. Touch you?! Wait! * suddenly smile* Ahh so that's your little secret. *grabs your throat* That mark... Yesss, I know that mark.
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That's a pizza stain. *Holds up wrist* *Some sort of high tech watch glowing green appears* This is my magic.
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Edited by Golden Chocobo: 4/22/2016 11:11:49 PMNo child. That mark on your chest. It disgusts me just to look at it. That mark is the sign of the Goddess. The one who betrayed ussss.
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Edited by A Tigerstorm: 4/22/2016 11:17:26 PMGoddess? Oh you mean the nice lady that gave me my phase shifter?
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*hisses* Yess... [i]I will have her head![/i]
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Edited by A Tigerstorm: 4/22/2016 11:22:55 PMWhat's her name again? She never told me. All she did was give me my phase shifter and tell me to watch my back. *Metallic whirring grows louder* Oh crap I need to take thing off
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*[i]Now's my time to strike*[/i] Die puppet of Tiamet! * viciously slashes your stomach*
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*Still passes through it* Okay how about we talk about this like normal human beings and figure out why this crazy bat crap lady makes you want to kill me.
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I'm a demon. We don't talk to our food. We kill for sport, and for power.
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Okay then...BYE! *Turns off phase shifter and runs*
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*[i]So the hunt truly begins. Yesss...*[/i]
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[i]YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME MOTHERTRUCKER! THOSE ROAD SIGNS WITH SPEED LIMITS? HA! THOSE ARE SPEED CHALLENGES!!!! COME AT ME BRAH![/i]
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Foolish little mortal. I've hunted creatures 3 times as quick and deadly and you, and pinned their skulls upon my masters throne.
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[i]HEY IS THAT A WALL?[/i] *Activates phase shifter and passes through the wall*
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*silently observes you from a distance* thats it, mortal. Run. I'll catch you wherever you go.
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*You hear a whisper from behind* Is that so brain dead demon? [spoiler]Sorry about the brain dead part [/spoiler]
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Edited by Golden Chocobo: 4/23/2016 1:19:53 AM*head turns completely around* is that so, weak little human? If you truly think you're strong enough to face me, take off The Betrayer's gift, and test your mettle. *The earth rumbles and quakes* And you best choose soon. In mere minutes, my Massster shall join me and we shall feast. [spoiler]None taken btw[/spoiler]
