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4/20/2016 5:12:13 AM
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*observes the startup*
Hmm, I wonder if I can resolve that armor integrity issue...
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I usually just weld extra armor on if needed... I look like a complete scrap-heap but hey!
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That might be part of your problem. Patchwork armor repair is only so effective. Lemme see if I can fix that for you..... Oh, my....... this might be some work...
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Yeah... I just need to do some things first... *teleports about 2 and a half feet away* well that component must be rusted... *walks away limping*
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*walks over and deactivates* I don't think it would be a good idea for you to continue on in this state. Take a nap and I'll get you to a point where you at least won't fall apart at the drop of a hat
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*all systems shut down*
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*begins dismantling the armor* Good thing I know just the way to fix this... *constructs a furnace using the armor that is beyond repair, filling it with nearby wood and igniting it with a combination of Incendiary and Thermite Grenades*
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*Lays there unmoving*
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*continues to watch the repairable armor melt inside the furnace* Almost ready now...
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*hand twitches slightly*
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*checks furnace again after some time* Just a little longer. Wait, I should probably make a mold for the new gear *removes my own armor to move easier and creates a mold out of a nearby tree*
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*some systems restart as I pull a small ship embedded in my A.I. Storage drive* Armor schematics... As durable as the heaviest of Titan armor, as lightweight as a hunter's pads...
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Oh, you're awake. Perfect, I could use those *looks over schematics* Wow, these are waaayyy old. Y'know, I could probably just Reforge these following my own Titan Armor Specs. It isnt too heavy, but it WILL keep you protected.
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Oh well... Anything should work really
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*a giant shadow passes over patriot and nuke then disappears as terror teleports down* Hey guys! *waves and all of a sudden a heavy sparrow falls from the sky and lands on terror* Ow, thanks ghost! I totally needed a prototype sparrow dropped ON MY HEAD!! *a noise like that of a railgun is faintly heard and several seconds later a tungsten steel rod slams into terror, embedding itself 50 feet into the ground*
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*welds the last armor plate on and enters the hole* You alright?
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Ah, there you are. Your Titan Forged Armor is finished
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*twitches* Yeah, i'll be fine. *slams elbow against ground propelling the rod two feet up and terror teleports out and onto the grass*
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Well, hello there. How do you get all this stuff... Anyway, I was just about to start bashing the armor into shape. It's all melted now, and when I pour the metal into the tree mold, it'll catch fire, and by the time it burns out, the armor will have cooled enough to where I can start hammering it
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Edited by TabeticTerror1: 4/23/2016 3:41:39 AMLong story.... [spoiler]Destiny stories Chapter index Part one Https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/182008263/0/0 Part two https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/190672746/0/0 Part three https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/191721137/0/0 Part four, part one https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/193557817/0/0 Part four, part two https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/193558301/0/0 Part five, part one https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/196047767/0/0 Part five, part two https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/196048028/0/0 Part six, part one https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/200667693/0/0 Part six, part two https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/200668213/0/0 Part six, part three https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/200669332/0/0 Part six, part four https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/200669818/0/0 Part six, part five https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/200670295/0/0 Part six, part six https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/200670720/0/0[/spoiler] also that metal must cool pretty fast
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It's not that it cools fast, it's that the wood burns slow
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Yeah i can see that. *walks over to a random patch of grass and builds a cooking fire and puts an uncooked steak on it and slowly turns it*
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Here, lemme help you with that *takes some unused wood from the fire pile and throws it into the cooking fire* And now, for the moment of truth... *recovered melted armor from the furnace and pours it into the wood armor mold, causing it to catch fire*
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Woah the fire is purple! *continues to turn steak*
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This, my friend, is what it looks like when you melt a plasteel-silicarbon alloy and use it to set something on fire. Shouldn't be too long before I can just break the wood
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*takes steak off fire and offers it to patriot* Huh interesting
