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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/19/2016 3:21:41 PM
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[b]you hear me scream excitedly[/b] A FERRIS WHEEL!!!! [b]gets on it[/b] [b]seems to forget that we're fighting[/b]
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[b]I watch, dumbfounded[/b] Tubbs? ... What are you doing?
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Huh? [b]looks at you[/b] Oh yeah! [b]is already at the top of the ferris wheel[/b] [b]puts hand up to my neck and my scythe appears in it out of nowhere[/b] YOU KILLED MY FAMILY!!! TWICE!!!! [b]jumps down and in mid-air I open a portal under me and another above you[/b]
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Oh shit! [b]I crouch down and hold both of my swords up[/b]
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[b]time freezes[/b] HOLD UP!!! REWIND!!! [b]fails to do so and unfreezes[/b] SHI- [b]uses pants[/b] Oh yeah! I totally don't use these all the time. [b]close portals and kicks you in the face as i'm falling[/b]
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[b]I swipe at your leg as you hit me[/b]
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[spoiler]huehuehue[/spoiler] [b]Pants last for two turns so I land on the ground after kicking you[/b] [b]kicks you in the balls[/b]
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[b]A soft metallic "Ding" noise is heard[/b] That may have worked once, but I've prepared for that... I'M WEARING A CUP!
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[b]looks sad but then turns angry[/b] [b]turns into the Hulk[/b] [b]sees the ferris wheel[/b] [b]goes normal again[/b] Calm Tubbs... calm Tubbs... [b]runs into the fun house(whatever that place is called with the weird mirrors)[/b]
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[b]I chase after you[/b] What the f*ck just happened?!
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AWESOMENESS!!!!! [b]in one of the mirrors I look really ripped[/b] I DON'T EVEN LIFT!!!! [b]looks in another and I look fat[/b] That's not fair!!! [b]cries[/b]
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Hey.. Tubbs.. You forgetting something? [b]I stare at you with both swords drawn[/b]
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Yeah! [b]looks in a mirror that makes me really skinny[/b] HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!?!?!? [spoiler]actual fight now[/spoiler] Oh... you meant the fight. Right... [b]runs and does a drop kick to you[/b [b]in midair i'm spinning the whole time[/b] [b]lands on my feet and one hand on the ground[/b]
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[b]I'm hit in the face again, but I slash your knee with both swords while you spin. My helmet has been slightly dented[/b]
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MOTHER OF TUBBS!!!! [b]holds knee[/b] Ow ow ow! That's it! [b]slices your knee with my scythe[/b] HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!? [b]you feel the poison level 2 enter your blood[/b] [spoiler]slowed senses and blurry vision[/spoiler]
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[b]Slightly dazed, I activate my helmets tracking to try and remain on you. I anticipate an attack and raise my guard[/b]
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[b]puts up scythe[/b] Let's do this like a man. [b]punches you right in the face[/b]
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[b]It connects, with my helmet absorbing some of the blow. I sheath my swords.[/b] If you want a fistfight, you've got one. [b]I throw several punches at your stomach in quick succession, attempting to compensate for the effects of the poison, which is starting to wear off[/b]
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Ow! Ah! Ouch! Ooh! [b]activates super strength[/b [b]kicks you in the balls and goes through the cup[/b]
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[b]I wince, then slam my elbow down on your knee. I double over and hold my crotch briefly[/b] YOU -ah- ASSHOLE! Of all the places.. -ah-..
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YOU DESERVED IT!!! [b]hits you in the face with my knee[/b]
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[b]My visor cracks, cutting my face. In response, I grab the leg as you hit me and snap it upward[/b]
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[spoiler]how is that supposed to hurt[/spoiler] [spoiler]you just pulled my leg up[/spoiler] [b]falls down[/b] [b]gets up and punches your face with super strength[/b] I! [b]punches again[/b] WILL! [b]punches again[/b] BREAK!!! [b]punches again[/b] YOUR!!! [b]punches one last time[/b] VISOR!!!!!!!
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[spoiler]I thought you were kneeing me upward. The intention was to bend your leg in the direction it isn't supposed to.[/spoiler] ENOUGH! [b]My armor jolts to life, sending out bolts of electricity from all directions. My visor is cracked more, but still functioning [/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/21/2016 9:06:40 PM[spoiler]oh, sorry[/spoiler] [b]gets electrocuted[/b] IT'S... NOT... OVER... [b]the robe starts covering my whole body[/b] [b]it turns black and I start looking like a werewolf[/b] [b]a black smoke is coming off of me and i'm taller and ripped[/b] Yet. [b]my voice is 10x deeper[/b] [b]all my wounds are gone[/b] [b]picks you up by the neck and slams you on the ground[/b] [spoiler]when I switch back to human my wounds will be there[/spoiler] [spoiler]this is sort of a different person[/spoiler] [spoiler]i also am as strong as I am with my super strength enabled and can jump really high but that's really it[/spoiler]
