This post might eventually be removed, but lets have some fun!
In a sentence offend as many people as possible, but put [b][i][u]REALLY[/u][/i][/b] offensive things in spoilers so its the persons own risk of viewing it.
Go!
Star Wars Episode 1 was the best, and thats fact.
[spoiler]Dumbledore's mom should have swallowed[/spoiler]
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A woman walked into work one morning late. [spoiler]just kidding women don't work[/spoiler]