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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Hi guys:
4/18/2016 2:18:05 AM
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Hey guys I'm starting here my name is Joe and I am a 40 year old molester irl. My role play character will be a man named Rico Rodriguez who fights for el choppo in the Mexican cartel please accept me and btw I use a melee weapon called plastic dildo [spoiler]this is fo real I'm apply ing [/spoiler]
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Okay, let's do this *readies with a bored expression on face*
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Can I touch the dildo?
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He could of used that already
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That just makes me want it more :3
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Oh god XD
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*looks at weapon and laughs* what is that thing i cant fight you while you have that..
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Slaps in the face and shoves dildo up ur ass and uses the boner feature to launch you into the sky
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*hits the ground with a thud* "Looks like i have been ASSassinated"[spoiler]couldn't resist lol[/spoiler]
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"Fine..." -Unsheathes both mechanical blades- "Your move...bud."
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 2:53:54 AM[spoiler]Posted in the wrong place.[/spoiler]
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All you need to do is fight someone
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"I'm not fighting that wierdo..." (Says the catwolf.)
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"I will...if you won't."
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Come at me
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"Gaaaaah... Fine..." *He pulls out a katana with a glowing white blade.* "Are you sure you want to fight me?"
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[spoiler]Sketch. Don't talk to strangers[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Is that a joke, or are you being serious?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I AM DEAD FU[i]C[/i]KING SERIOUS[/spoiler] [spoiler]LOOK AT MY SERIOUS FACE[/spoiler] [spoiler]>:([/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 4:06:59 AM[spoiler]Yeah, you're definitely serious...[/spoiler] [spoiler]I was going to use my sword to send him flying off into the distance as my first move. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I SEE YOU CHANGED IT[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 11:14:04 PM[spoiler]I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oook[/spoiler]
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[quote][spoiler]Yeah, you're definitely serious...[/spoiler] [spoiler]I was going to blow him away as my first move. [/spoiler][/quote] [spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh my god! My sword controls wind![/spoiler]
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[quote][spoiler]Oh my god! My sword controls wind![/spoiler][/quote] [spoiler]mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm. You'll be sure to [u]BLOW[/u] him away. ;)[/spoiler]
