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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by JealousOrc:
4/17/2016 4:20:41 PM
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[b]uses my Pants[/b]
No more playing around. Time to bring out the big guns.
[b]pulls out a red laser light[/b]
[b]aims it on top of the mountain[/b]
[spoiler]go up there plz[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Pants activate a shield around me for 2 turns[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 4:35:43 PM*Looks at the laser that you're shining at the top of the mountain and then glares at you.* "If you want me to go up there just try asking nicely instead of insulting me..."
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Fine. Would you kindly go up the mountain? [b]opens a portal up to there[/b] [b]jumps in[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 8:28:19 PM"That's better..." *Enters portal to the top of the mountain. He has his sword ready in his hand.*
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[b]there is a bowl of milk and ball of yarn[/b] [b]kicks the yarn off the mountain[/b] Go get it!!!
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*Watches the ball of yarn fall down the mountain.* "Seriously?"
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Worth a shot? [b]closes the portals and the bottom of my scythe opens[/b] [b]poison comes out[/b] [b]it slows your senses and blurs your vision[/b] [b]i kick you in the chest[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 8:45:31 PM"I don't want to be without you!!!!" *With the rest of his strength he digs his claws into your leg and pulls you down with him.* [spoiler]Ignore this[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]didn't push you off the cliff[/spoiler] [spoiler]that's a kill move[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 8:46:34 PM[spoiler]Oh, I see... I got confused. I wouldn't actually consider that a kill move. There are a number of things that can happen when you fall off a cliff...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]it's fine[/spoiler] [b]proceeds to tackle you off the cliff[/b] [b]as we are falling I push away from you and jump in a portal[/b] [b]another portal opens on the ground[/b] [b]i come out and close both portals[/b]
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[spoiler]I dug my claws into your leg... Eh, okay I'll still accept that...[/spoiler] *He's falling on his own. The side of the mountain starts getting closer. He digs his claws into the side of the mountain, slowing himself down.*
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[spoiler]sorry, thought you didn't do that since you put "ignore this" on that post[/spoiler] [b]you feel an arrow hit you in the back[/b] [b]you get electrocuted[/b] [b]i shoot another pinning your fire proof duster to the mountain[/b] [b]if you touch it then you get electrocuted[/b]
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[spoiler]I thought that that didn't count because you didn't actually try to kick me off the mountain.[/spoiler] *He lets go of the side of the mountain but the arrow pinning his duster to the mountain stays there. He is now hanging upside down from the side of the mountain. He is sending blasts of air at you with his sword.*
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[spoiler]now i'm confused but oh well[/spoiler] [b]sends a fire spear aiming for your face[/b]
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*Uses his sword to send it flying back towards you.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/17/2016 9:11:12 PM[b]changes it's course to hit your balls[/b] [spoiler]i summon them with magic and never actually touch them, they float beside me until I tell them where to go. That's how I just changed it's course[/spoiler] [spoiler]sorry about where it's gonna hit but I can't kill you so I need to hurt you as much as possible[/spoiler]
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"Waaaaaah!" *Just before the spear hits he slices the arrow with his sword and starts falling again. This time he slows himself down with his claws and drops down to a cliff.*
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[b]the electricity from the arrow goes through the sword and shocks you[/b] [b]when you fall the spear stabs through your gut[/b]
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"Oh... God... That hurts... I guess my duster isn't fire-proof enough..." *He puts his left hand over his wound. He rains flames down on you with his flamethrower.*
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[spoiler]r u on the ground now[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 9:42:17 PM[spoiler]He dropped onto a cliff... Didn't you see? Anyways he's just barely close enough to you for the flamethrower to reach.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok, I wasn't sure[/spoiler] [b]backs up so it can't reach me[/b] [b]opens a portal behind me and reaches in[/b] [b]pulls out my Yuk.87(i think that's what it's called)[/b] [b]it's in crossbow mode[/b] [b]closes portal and shoots a turret out of the weird attachment to the bottom of the Yuk.87[/b] [b]the turret lands beside of you and I shoot a second turret on the other side of you[/b] [b]they both start spraying bullets at you[/b]
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*He jumps off and lands on a third cliff. One of the turrets shot him in the leg. He pulls out a leaf in a vacuum sealed back that reads "˙sǝıɔuǝƃɹǝɯǝ ɟo ǝsɐɔ uı" He turns the bag upright and the bag reads "In case of emergencies."* "I didn't think I would need to use this..." *He tears the bag and then leaps off the cliff with renewed energy. As he falls he holds his sword in front of him basically making an air shield.* (It's a catnip leaf... He becomes hyper and forgets that he's wounded for a while but when it wears off... It's like running into a brick wall.)
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[spoiler]you haven't did anything but hold the leaf yet huehuehue[/spoiler] A leaf? Seriously? [b]the turrets disappear and I put them on both sides of me but one extra in front of me[/b] [b]i then shoot your hands with my crossbow and the turrets shoot your legs[/b]
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[spoiler]All cats need is to smell catnip. They don't need to eat it or anything... Sketch is a hybrid of a cat and a wolf so his nose is very sensitive. If the leaf wasn't in a vacuum sealed bag he would have been able to smell it from his pocket. [/spoiler] *The air from the sword blocks the bullets but since the crossbow bolts are traveling slower, they actually get pushed back towards you. He is still falling.*
