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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/16/2016 11:15:47 PM
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*The dust cloud at the base of the mountain lights up orange and Sketches silhouette can be seen. Suddenly, fire spews out of your portal. *
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OH SHI- [b]uses pants to block it and closes the portal[/b] Where did all this dust even come from? Seriously, we were between a mountain and a field of flowers. [b]goes visible[/b] I know what to use. [b]opens portal and reaches in[/b] [b]pulls out my trident and puts out 3 turrets on top of the mountain then puts up the gun in the portal[/b] [b]my scythe disappears[/b] [b]i close the portal[/b] Gotta fight fire with fire. But, in this case. Gotta fight fire with water. Plus cats hate water. [b]water comes out of the trident and I aim it off the mountain and at the dust down below[/b] [b]the trident is like my scythe. It has 3 blades on the bottom and top, it can shoot water out of the blades, and is awesome.[/b]
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*The dust cloud dissipates and Sketch gets splashed with water. He doesn't seem to mind though. He shouts up at you.* "I'messentiallyhumaninbehaviorexceptIsometimeshaveanimal-likeurgesthatIcan'tcontrol!" [spoiler]He is talking fast because of the catnip. [/spoiler]
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Can you control this!?!?!?!? [b]throws a bone at you[/b]
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*The bone bounces off his head but he doesn't seem to feel it.* "Nope.TrysomethingelsebeforeIstartclimbingbackup."
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CLIMB ALREADY!!!
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"Finefinefine." *Climbs the mountain twice as fast as he was before.*
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[b]smacks him with a rolled up newspaper[/b]
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[spoiler]I guess he's at the top now.[/spoiler] "Anewspaper?Seriously?Let'sjustdothishandtohand." *Attempts to punch you in the face then knee you in the gut.*
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[spoiler]yep[/spoiler] [b]you succeed in both of those attacks[/b] Yeah, we should. [b]activates super speed and super strength[/b] [b]roundhouse kicks you in the face and when I complete turn around I have a spray bottle in my hand and spray you[/b]
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*He spins around and spits out another one of his teeth. He gets sprayed in the face with water.* "Thatworked.I'mannoyednow!" *Scratches your left arm and then your chest.*
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[b]grabs your arm before you scratch my chest[/b] [b]i break it and throw the bottle off the cliff[/b] [b]punches you straight in the face[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 1:48:03 AM[spoiler]Wait... Time is up I think.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Never mind. The time limit as been extended by one day.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]he extended it until tomorrow[/spoiler] [spoiler]plus it's just getting good[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 1:45:36 AM[spoiler]You break his arm or the bottle?[/spoiler] *He punches you back in the face and then kicks you in the crotch. He then drop kicks you in the gut.* [spoiler]ENRAGED!!! Now you know what it's like to get hit there...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]arm[/spoiler] [b]uses Pants to block those hits[/b] [spoiler]I'LL NEVER KNOW[/spoiler] [b]i hit you in the face with the handle of the trident[/b] [b]shoots water under you and then shoots a cupid arrow into it and electrocutes the water causing it to electrocute you[/b] [b]with super speed and strength I hit you in the balls with the handle of the trident[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 4:02:12 AM*He grabs your head and picks up the arrow. Despite being hit in the balls and currently being electrocuted the catnip is allowing him to just barely keep it together. He screams as he stabs the arrow into your shoulder with all the strength he can muster. He then kicks you away from him. *
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[b]Pants last for 2 turns so the arrow just sort if bounced off and you didn't hurt me when you pushed me[/b] [b]gets pushed back barely[/b] [b]stabs my trident through your right leg vertically so all 3 blades go through[/b] [b]pulls out a metal rod and hits you in the face baseball bat style[/b]
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*Is now on the ground* "Notdoinghandtohandcombatanymore?" *Blows a golden whistle and a bobcat sized, two headed bird swoops down and grabs your head with its sharp talons. While you are distracted, he stabs you in the gut with his sword. *
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[spoiler]i didn't think pets were allowed[/spoiler] [spoiler]i have one two[/spoiler] How did you get one? [b]gets stabbed[/b] Screw it! SMAUG!!!!!!!!!! [b]a huge red dragon comes in and in mid air he turns human and lands on you[/b] [b]he proceeds to grow his claws back and scratch you across the face[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 11:50:44 AM[spoiler]Oh, they aren't?[/spoiler] "Youcould'veatleastcalledinsomethingsmaller!" *Scratches him back in the face three times and pushes him back towards you.* [spoiler]I have school so this is my last post for a while...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]not that I know of[/spoiler] [b]he breathes fire at the bird and then grows the dragon teeth back[/b] [b]bites your unbroken arm[/b]
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*Bites the dragon guy thing in the neck, specifically putting pressure on the spinal cord.*
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[b]you hear a whistle before you do and my 2 headed bird thing(all black named Shadow) comes in and picks you up[/b] [spoiler]how long does cat nip last[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It lasts a while... We will probably run out of posts first, but even on catnip he is hurting pretty bad now. Also, I think he is too heavy to be picked up by Shadow. If I thought Malik could lift you then you would be getting carried over the ocean by now.[/spoiler] *Despite the bird trying to lift Sketch, he is just too heavy. He digs his teeth into the dragon persons neck in an effort to paralyze him.* [spoiler]When the fight ends, whether I win or not, (probably not,) I have a surprise planned.[/spoiler]
