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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/13/2016 9:20:05 PM
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[i]-14 to ego[/i]
[b]lego grabs deity and headbutts him[/b]
Take that you little shit!
[b]goes into combat stance, hammers ready[/b]
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[b]The deity crosses his arms.[/b] Really dickwad. You wanna play this game? [spoiler]you don't[/spoiler]
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Oh yea I'm ready. [b]free bird begins playing[/b]
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[spoiler]You do realize that he can't actually loose right? And that if you continue for this road, a waterfall of salt will follow? I've made it pretty clear he is a primarily pve character.[/spoiler] [b]The deity draws his 4ft wide 80" Fierce deity blade and swings it around in one hand.[/b] Ya. No your not. Last chance Daredevil.
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[spoiler]lego has lost before I admit, due to underestimation or him loosing interest and leaving. Perhaps this would be a turning point Tip, his plates are unbreakable, not the straps holding him together[/spoiler] Last chance taken. May the best man win.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/13/2016 9:31:43 PM[spoiler]aghhhhh legooooooo. I literally made this the most powerful character ever for plot related reasons! It doesn't matter what armour you have, the diety's blade will cut through it! It can cut through anything cleanly except the hide of Majora himself![/spoiler] [b]The deity cracks his neck.[/b] I usually don't like to murder my opponents the first chance I get...well actually I do but...whatever. Your move daredevil.
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[spoiler]this will create an issue Cosmic iron is a tough metal, only Cosmic steel, other cosmic iron and divine weapons can damage it. It's the toughest metal that can be obtained. Fighting game rules activated?[/spoiler] [b]a spark ignites his left hammer he jumps backwards throwing his hammer.[/b]
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[spoiler]Well the deities blade is probably classified as "divine" so that probably works.[/spoiler] [b]The deity swing his blade, sending the hammer over him and into the forest behind him. As he swings, a beam of light flies at you.[/b]
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Edited by Devious_Melons: 4/13/2016 9:42:14 PM[b]his invisibility triggers, the light reflects and refracts like a broken glass prism, it firies his invisibility matrix He does a max pain SMG dive.[/b]
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[b]Since the deity has no clue what a "max pain SMG thingamajig is, he jumps high up, and unleashes a barrage of light as he swings his blade 30 times, thus 30 beams begin flying at you.[/b]
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[spoiler]Max payne[/spoiler] [b]dodges 29 but let's the 30th hit me for curiosity.[/b]
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[b]It cuts through you like the swing from his blade, while the beam doesn't get through the armour, it dents it. And cuts your arms causing them to bleed profusely[/b] [spoiler]curiosity killed the cat lol. The beams won't go through the armour, but the blade will[/spoiler]
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Ouch! [b]the armour injects Annex A drug that heals major wounds[/b] Hail future medicine... [b]he spring boards back shooting 3 headshots from a sniper.[/b]
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[b]The deity swing his massive blade with the flat of it in front of him. The bullets hit the blade and explode.[/b] Come on daredevil. Why don't you get close and personal? [b]He is gone and then in a split second he appears in front of you, upper cutting your jaw.[/b]
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[b][b]as lego is in the air[/b][/b] Hey what's that Colosseum?
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[b]As he's waiting for you to get down[/b] That's a new project
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I guess something to do with this thing your doing?
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That is correct smart one! A glorious arena!
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[b]pauses fighting[/b] Wait so I could just fight in there to prove myself instead of fighting you?
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Well you're the one who started the fight dickwad. No one said you had to fight me idiot!
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I've had a bad day, and my ego was vulnerable. My vanity decided to fight.
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[b]He starts to slow clap[/b] Really great job. Just. Wow. Fantastic.
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[b]picks up stuff and leaves[/b]
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[b]i move my head up and the blade cuts my chin and through my armour. Flip kicks you up then piledrives you into the ground.[/b]
