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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/11/2016 2:49:12 PM
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I'm not always one for backstory but I AM interested in yours.
*sits down*
Now, you can tell me yours and I'll tell you mine
English
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/12/2016 3:20:37 AM(I'm not terribly good at backstory... I literally came up with this today in history class.) "Okay... Where should I start? Hmm... Well, I think I may be from another dimension... There were a lot of us where I'm from. (Us as in animals that walk and talk.) This may seem random, but from the point were a baby learns to walk up until about age 4, their job seems to be to play with and inevitably eat anything and everything. Well, may parents were scientists and they worked at a lab. I was taken there one day when I was young and they put a very (VERY) incompetent intern in charge of making sure I didn't get into anything I shouldn't get into... I drank about twelve test tubes of assorted chemicals. Surprisingly, I didn't die. Instead a blue stripe appeared on my back, and I was able to blend in with shadows... Well, once I was about 14 I started helping out in the laboratory. I don't remember much of what happened. The technology was very advanced and we had been trying to figure out how to create worm holes when one day there has a blinding flash and bam! I woke up in the woods."
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[spoiler]Oh, I am incredibly detailed in my backstory, I just don't share it because the Google Doc isn't finished.[/spoiler] That is actually very interesting, considering many people here don't like you because you resemble a furry. Me? I have nothing against em, just slightly weird.
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I'm actually kind of proud of myself for coming up with that in class. I also took more notes than I usually do too. [spoiler]I understand why people may not like me, but that doesn't matter. Ultimately, those people don't matter to me.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Makes sense[/spoiler] And you should. As for me, I'm an ex god, and my name actually was just to show my job: grinding up corpses with a mortar and pestle. Then I "skipped" a few friends, Wit and Crossbow, and those above me got pissed off, and now I've been mortal for about 10 years now. But, I can still revive some people, it's just... dangerous.
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/12/2016 9:55:07 PM"You're mortal now huh?" *He scribbles something down on his clipboard.* "I guess you should really be called..." *He smiles stupidly and turns his clipboard around so you can see what it says. It says 'MortalMortar'.*
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*glares at you, then smiles because that was admittedly funny* Then you haven't seen my electric form.
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""What's that?"
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*takes out tazer and tazes self* *legs and arms become longer; stronger* *three arms come out of my back* *attached to them... A huge mortar*
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*Drops his mechanical pencil...* "I was not expecting that..."
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Few do. It'll take a little while to wear off though.
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"Mkay..." *Picks up his mechanical pencil and scribbles something down on his clipboard.*
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What cha writing there... Or... [i]Sketch[/i]ing there?
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/16/2016 1:12:02 AM*Circles something on the clipboard.* "This." *He turns the clipboard around. It has a number of random scribbles and a couple pictures of him beating up a vacuum cleaner. He points to a part that says "!!!RMEMBER!!! Mortar + Electricity = Nightmare Fuel." It's been circled a number of times.*
