Ayyyy
>egg cracks
>I hatch from egg
>I start life as a naked, cold alien in a baby's body
>find family
>family takes me in
>family raises me in the best possible way
>starts school
>middle school.jpeg
>aka "why the -blam!- am I so socially awkward" years?
>discovers rap music
>starts writing rap music
>isweakasf.jpeg
>rap starts giving me confidence and I get better at it
>graduates elementary school
>starts recording music
>has over 20K plays on SoundCloud
>sophomore year starts
>sophomore year finishes because I didn't like sophomore year
>junior year starts
>meets cute girl
>cute girl and Ro start talking
>cute girl says she's in love with Ro
>Ro loses his shit
>heartbreak and pain :(
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>was a scientific experiment and was made by scientists >was not deformed but >was fake 'n' gay >put up for adoption >was adopted by some Bnet users ("Who will be my dad?" thread) >kinky buttsex with new family >runs away >smonk weed m9 >in need of friends >is broke >has some spare genuine weeds that Pyrocynical gave me ">Dark Lord Dooby has joined the coke game" >sells cocaine >is rich >smonk weed m9 >needs education >nope.jpeg >discovers dank memes >memes are the new weed >lives life happily >is challenged by a memer "A wild memer is blocking your way!" >inspects memer "cringey kid that finds damn daniel funny" >uses "better memes" >super effective >memer uses "damn daniel" >rip efficiency >uses "ur gay drink bleach m9" >rip opposing memer >earned 420 xp and 69 moneys >buys weed >too much weed >dies Moral of the story: too much weed isn't good for you.