Ayyyy
>egg cracks
>I hatch from egg
>I start life as a naked, cold alien in a baby's body
>find family
>family takes me in
>family raises me in the best possible way
>starts school
>middle school.jpeg
>aka "why the -blam!- am I so socially awkward" years?
>discovers rap music
>starts writing rap music
>isweakasf.jpeg
>rap starts giving me confidence and I get better at it
>graduates elementary school
>starts recording music
>has over 20K plays on SoundCloud
>sophomore year starts
>sophomore year finishes because I didn't like sophomore year
>junior year starts
>meets cute girl
>cute girl and Ro start talking
>cute girl says she's in love with Ro
>Ro loses his shit
>heartbreak and pain :(
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Edited by im Ruby Rose: 4/8/2016 8:46:40 AM>born apparently I was born and didn't cry right away like most babies my mom said I just looked at her then started looking all around the room like "where the fück am I" >baby years >pre school >grades 1-5 >parents tell me I'm moving in the summer after 5th grade (why must you do this to me when I'm moving up to middle school) >6th grade new school know no one >middle school so lockers, finding your own classes and other scary stuff on top of not knowing a single soul so no one to help me out >go through the first few days no one know who I am > make a few friends that turn out to be awesome people I still talk to today >find out from my friends my reputation: the small shy cute brunette >okay could be worse >drop a huge social studies textbook on a 6 foot tall dood that has the bottom locker under mine >very awkward conversation follows up to me asking "wait you play halo?!?!" >join him and his friends in all sorts of things like custom games, playing campaign and other fun stuff >him and his friends turn out to be awesome people >find out my updated reputation from them: the cute shy tom-boy that plays halo >still could be worse >end up talking to the dood I dropped the textbook on all throughout 6th and 7th grade >start dating in the beginning of 8th grade >find out updated reputation: the small shy girl dating the huge dood >go to semi with him at the end of the year >attend party after where we watched half the grade get stupid drunk and make terrible decisions >sit on the hammock smoking his friends bowl and watch from a distance >awesome summer to follow >high school :/ >scary at first but get used to it pretty quick >fun stuff like homecoming and our birthdays >do great in all my classes besides fücking Geometry!!!!! >we both tried together to understand the bullshït >both end up failing and have to retake it in 10th grade :( > pass it with flying colors the second time >I just remember 10th grade being awesome :) >11th grade too >senior year, literally taking 3 classes only have to be there like half the day >awesome stuff like prom and graduation >graduate and realize that it all didn't mean shït >get lucky with being able to get a decent job >start paying for my own stuff and saving money >2 years later > basically in the same spot besides having a decent amount of money in the bank now >still game with my boyfriend and we see each other almost every night after we both get off work. >and that's basically where I'm at still living with parents saving money and living life :D Edit: could've gone into more detail but got very lazy... And I wanted to play Hyrule Warriors.