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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/7/2016 11:38:36 PM
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*Kicks down Front door of Dojo*
I HAVE PICKED UP REPORTS OF UNLAWFUL CITIZENS WITHIN THIS BUILDING, FAILURE TO REPLY WHEN BEING QUESTIONED BY A JUDGE IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE.
VERY USEFUL INFORMATION MAY GET YOUR PROFILE SUBMITTED TO JOIN THE [b]JUSTICE[/b] [b]JUSTICE[/b] LEAGUE
NOW, WHERE ARE THEY
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*Picks you up and tosses you into orbit. The [i]Eclipse[/i]'s sensors target you and its anti-matter cannons blast you from existence* [spoiler]Rest in Pepperoni Mofo.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Killing each other is banned, just saying[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Actually, killing [i]members[/i] is banned. Nothing bans me from killing you.[/spoiler]
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"Unlawful citizens?" *Looks nervous. He gets onto his robo sheep of death that he stole.*
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12 YEARS LAWBREAKER!
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"I don't like your attitude."
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TELL THAT TO THE WALL OF YOUR ISO-CUBE LAWBREAKER!
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*Looks around.* "I'm pretty sure I'm still in the dojo..."
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-a robot with an eye laser and two flaming katanas encounter the JUDGE- "Judge. Why are you here? Are all of the crime lords dead now?"
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I RECIEVED REPORTS OF A DISTURBANCE AT THIS LOCATION
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"A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE, YES?"
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[b]Tesuto walks in front of the man angrily[/b] How dare to kick down my gate! That gate has stood there for... Well... A year! A really eventful year! You have violated the law! Now you must pay the fine, or its off to lock up with you!
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[spoiler]*Goes back in time and opens gate before he kicked it down* Lol.[/spoiler]
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TELLING THE LAW WHAT TO DO IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE! 5 YEARS LAWBREAKER
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But you would do the same to me! Your sentence... Is death! [b]Tesuto draws his 72" katana and takes his stance after bowing.[/b]
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*Accepts Challenge* [spoiler]We cant kill each other, as its against the rules[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Well that's for challenges. You are kind of a jokester I assumed.[/spoiler] [b]Tesuto runs forwards and brings his blades down on you[/b]
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*Shoots a few Hot-Shot rounds at you when you are charging*
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[b]Surprised by the shots Tesuto slides under the gun fire, a round hitting his shoulder. He swings at you with his right blade [/b]
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*Points behind you* "They went that way"
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ANSWER TRUTHFULLY CITIZEN, OR FACE THE CONCEQUENCES
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"I'm serious, you just missed them"
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IM ARRESTING YOU FOR SUSPICION OF LYING TO A JUDGE AND SUSPICION OF BEING UNLAWFUL
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"Try it bitch" *Casts Thundaga, calling down a massive lightning bolt on you*
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Edited by orkdestroyer1: 4/8/2016 12:05:07 AMRUBBER INFUSED SOLES NOW, ITS JUSTICE TIME! *Switches to stun rounds and shoots you*
