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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/6/2016 3:36:17 PM
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[b]Seemingly drunk, and giddy with excitement, Jared goes into the middle of the dojo and yells[/b]
"It's been a while, somebody fight me!'
English
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*shits*
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k [i] [/i]
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*shits*
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*nukes middle of dojo*
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*trump slaps you into oblivon*
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*forms behind you* looks like we got a drunk here. SHOULD I DEAL WITH HIM GUYS *yes* Okay. Let's fight.
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[b]He turns and slaps you hard enough to throw you towards the starbucks[/b]
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*the hand just bounces off my face* *slaps you harder*
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[b]Your hand breaks, as chitinous armor forms over his face, his arms seem to morph and seem to strengthen, and he punches you, throwing you into the wall[/b]
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*dissolves into the ground the second I touch it, then reforms under you, throwing you in the air*
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[b]He jumps, but throws a grenade, pin pulled at you[/b]
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[spoiler]good mentioning that you take the pin OUT because many forgot that[/spoiler] *catches it* I don't want the hot potato! *throws it back*
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[spoiler]you aren't gonna be ahppy about it[/spoiler] [b]It explodes into a slipspace rupture, taking out your right arm entirely[/b]
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Damn. I'll fix that in a minute *creates a large iron ball with left arm and hurls it at you*
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[b]It is sliced in half as i lunge at you with Solar Claw[/b]
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*dissolves into the ground, then reforms behind you, slashing you with my sword* [spoiler]look around other posts to hear about my sword[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ibh i dont care, ill find out[/spoiler] [b]As he slashes he forms to shadow and you get a vicious slahs to the back of your knee, hamstringing you, and forcing you to kneel on your left knee as it buckles[/b]
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*while this happens, you noticed that my arm seemed to be returned* Energy can't be destroyed *dissolves into the ground and waits*
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[spoiler]oh boy, is that a challenge[/spoiler] [b]he simply blasts a wave of 40,000 amps into the ground, if you don't reform you die[/b]
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*a fault opens up, and with it a large blob of black smoke, a sound sounding like "damn you" is emitted from it*
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*Maya shouts from her seat at the tea group* [b]I NEVER SAID YESSSS. BRING HIM HERE! LET'S GET HIM DRUNKER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/b]
