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4/6/2016 3:32:47 AM
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*Has four empty bottles of vodka laying on the ground* I guess this is my life as a guardian now... Assassinate, drink vodka, sleep, repeat... Nothing to exactly keep me out of trouble and no excitement...
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*sleeps* zzzzzzzmurderzzzzzzspeakerzzzzzzzdarknesszzziszzzzzzzzzhimzzzzz*continues to sleep*
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*Snores softly with a knife in one hand, and s bottle of vodka in the other*
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*lifts head then looks around* Hmmm its too quite here.. *gets up then disappears into the darkness*
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*A tree's leaves start to rustle as a teleportation sound is made and a person falls from the tree from terror tackling them* Who are you and what do you want?!?!
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*Glances over and ignores the person*
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Person: I was told the one known as aces was going to be here! Terror: What were you going to do to him?!?! Person: My mission was to kill him! And how was I tackled by a teleporting cat?
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*Sighs and pulls a revolver from my side and aims it at the persons head without looking over* If you don't explain now, you will end up with more than two eyes, if you know what I mean.
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Terror: I should kill you, but I'm not going to as I need you to tell me who hired you! Person: I don't know who hired me just an anonymous package with a hundred thousand glimmer attached and a note saying what to do when he was killed! It said to put his head in a box and leave it in a trash can! Terror: put me in the box and deliver it! *terror gets in the box and the package is delivered to the dead drop*
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*Relaxed but still holds the gun* Wonder who wanted to kill me this time. Eh. Who cares.
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*the box is opened by a person, and terror jumps out clawing them and them handcuffs them to a chair* Terror: Got them, and it looks like a grunt so probably a faction you made mad.
