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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/5/2016 11:49:52 AM
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*mud covers the part where you hit me, but I evade the explosive shells by dissolving into the ground and reforming behind you to stab my sword through you*
Nice, man.
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"Damn..." -Pushes self out of blade , and activates invisibility-
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Cmon man *waits for move*
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-On top of a small mountain, multiple shots rain down at Mortar-
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*gets hit by some, but evades most of them* *grunts in pain* Wait... I forgot I could do this! *converts sight to infrared to find you and stabs you with sword*
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-Armor plating in the front prevents the wound from slicing, but pushes the robot back. Releases rockets out of back before going invisible again-
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*one rocket hits my arm, blowing it off* welp... That's a problem But invisibility won't help ya *releases more flares from the sword*
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-Invis powers off- "Bright lights, BRIGHT LIGHTS. Ow...OW! Darn it, initiate Overload Sequence!" -The Assaultron's energy and lasers go from a blood-red to a bright blue, and the Eye Laser is fired off at extreme force-
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*disintegrated my left leg* You happy? Now I can only do this *dissolves into the ground halfway, creates a large iron ball, and hurls it at you*
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"Wow. If only I had a program that could increase my jumping height. Oh wait. Initiate Additional Program: 00012" -The Assaultron jumps high above the ground, above the iron ball, and slams down, creating a somewhat large crater.
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*releases flares that track you at a high velocity* Clever girl
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G-GET IT OFF!!! -starts firing off lasers, rockets, and activating additional programs including more rockets, some grenades, and cotton candy. Finally tears off flare with left hand, and throws it into the distance-
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[spoiler]The "flare" was a flame from my sword. It simply tracks you, hits you with scorching heat, and starts a fire on you[/spoiler] *evades most of the blasts by dissolving into the ground, except for the cotton candy* *takes mask off and eats cotton candy*
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-is still burning- "I SWEAR IF THIS BURNS SOME WIRING...I don't have a way to fix this...Wait! Stop, Drop, and Roll!" -The Robot starts rolling on the ground, aware of Mortar eating candy- 'Note to self, give Mortar more cotton candy..." -Fire is still burning-
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*sets cotton candy on fire* Burn! BURN IT ALL! [spoiler]damn sugar high[/spoiler]
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'NOOOOOO!!! Not the candy!" -Still on fire, both hands transform into automatic laser guns, which fire blue lasers-
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*the lasers just hit the flaming wall of candy* *a large iron ball destroys the candy wall and hurls at you* I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS THE STRANGEST FIGHT I'VE DONE!
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SAME HERE! -while on fire, the flames light a red wire visible in the leg- Is that the- oh crap. -left leg explodes, causing the robot to fly up, dodging the metal ball, and falling back down. As the smoke clears, the Assaultron is trying to repair his broken leg- See? Now we're even. Somewhat, anyway...
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Until you realize that atomic manipulation can do this... *reforms fully, revealing both legs intact* You like it? It's not even regen! *runs up to you and waits*
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"You have got to be kidding me. Robots can't even regrow limbs. I don't think, anyway." -tries hopping on one leg, but falls over-
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*moves hand, and you see little particles form in the air around your leg, until the particles become your fully functional reattached leg* NOW we're even. *readies*
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"Oh. Ok." -stands back up, and enters combat phase- "I mean, this has been going on for a couple if days..."
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Kinda Call it a draw?
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"If you want, I have to recharge, reload, all of that."
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Welcome to the dojo
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"Yay." -walks into the Dojo, strutting-
