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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/2/2016 9:37:07 PM
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Alright.
-Locks onto Mortar, eye laser charges, and blades unsheathed. Starts walking forward, aware of any tricks-
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Or are youuuuu?????? *forms a large iron ball (about 6 feet in diameter,) blocking me from your sight, and hurls it at your face*
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-Runs to the right, and barely dodges the metal ball. Fires eye laser-
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*dissolves into the ground to avoid, just slightly singes suit* *reforms behind you and cleaves up with sword* Hmm...
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-Detects disturbance from behind, and slashes back with two swords-
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*parries with the already upward-faced sword, and releases some flares from it*
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"Clever..." -Jumps back, somewhat stunned by the flares. Holds up blades, which light on fire. Dual of the Fates starts playing in the background-
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*throws mud at blades, smothering the flames* *forms behind you and cleaves upward*
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-slashes back with muddy blades, and right hand transforms into an automatic laser rifle, which fires off a large amount of explosive shots-
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*mud covers the part where you hit me, but I evade the explosive shells by dissolving into the ground and reforming behind you to stab my sword through you* Nice, man.
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"Damn..." -Pushes self out of blade , and activates invisibility-
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Cmon man *waits for move*
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-On top of a small mountain, multiple shots rain down at Mortar-
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*gets hit by some, but evades most of them* *grunts in pain* Wait... I forgot I could do this! *converts sight to infrared to find you and stabs you with sword*
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-Armor plating in the front prevents the wound from slicing, but pushes the robot back. Releases rockets out of back before going invisible again-
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*one rocket hits my arm, blowing it off* welp... That's a problem But invisibility won't help ya *releases more flares from the sword*
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-Invis powers off- "Bright lights, BRIGHT LIGHTS. Ow...OW! Darn it, initiate Overload Sequence!" -The Assaultron's energy and lasers go from a blood-red to a bright blue, and the Eye Laser is fired off at extreme force-
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*disintegrated my left leg* You happy? Now I can only do this *dissolves into the ground halfway, creates a large iron ball, and hurls it at you*
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"Wow. If only I had a program that could increase my jumping height. Oh wait. Initiate Additional Program: 00012" -The Assaultron jumps high above the ground, above the iron ball, and slams down, creating a somewhat large crater.
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*releases flares that track you at a high velocity* Clever girl
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G-GET IT OFF!!! -starts firing off lasers, rockets, and activating additional programs including more rockets, some grenades, and cotton candy. Finally tears off flare with left hand, and throws it into the distance-
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[spoiler]The "flare" was a flame from my sword. It simply tracks you, hits you with scorching heat, and starts a fire on you[/spoiler] *evades most of the blasts by dissolving into the ground, except for the cotton candy* *takes mask off and eats cotton candy*
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-is still burning- "I SWEAR IF THIS BURNS SOME WIRING...I don't have a way to fix this...Wait! Stop, Drop, and Roll!" -The Robot starts rolling on the ground, aware of Mortar eating candy- 'Note to self, give Mortar more cotton candy..." -Fire is still burning-
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*sets cotton candy on fire* Burn! BURN IT ALL! [spoiler]damn sugar high[/spoiler]
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'NOOOOOO!!! Not the candy!" -Still on fire, both hands transform into automatic laser guns, which fire blue lasers-
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*the lasers just hit the flaming wall of candy* *a large iron ball destroys the candy wall and hurls at you* I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS THE STRANGEST FIGHT I'VE DONE!
