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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by BrandRobKus:
3/31/2016 3:46:22 PM
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That moment when you insult an ex God
*punches ground, creating a magnitude 5 earthquake*
Don't worry, starting you off easy.
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"Thank goodness for being a cyborg." *flys off the ground and lunges at you with my swords crossed*
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Fine, fine. *dissolves before you hit the ground, so your blades get stuck in the ground* *reforms behind you, and slices at you back, the flames melting some of your armor*
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"Ow, that kinda stings. But it's not like I wasn't expecting any less." *I fly into the air in an arch motion pulling my swords out of the ground and twist around in the air hurling a smoke bomb*
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*does nothing, until the smoke bomb activates, then he coughs up an exotic fungus that can corrode your systems and software* Don't mess with something until you learn it.
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*curses under my breath* "Damn, that's gonna mess me up. Hopefully I won't have to use my backup form." *I fly out of the smoke with some corruption, but draw my double barreled shotgun and load it with Fire Shells* "Good thing my smoke is combustible."
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Until the fungus mixes in
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"Well I better do it now then!" *shoots the smoke with my Fire Shells and the smoke creates an explosion, though smaller than it should be due to the fungus* *I reload my dbshotgun with Ice Shells and search through the smoke created in the blast* "Now where are you?"
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*you do not see me, until a large iron ball rips through the smoke, being thrown at you* No
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*I fire my Ice Shells on instinct slowing it down enough to dodge them* "That was close. But too slow." *I fire a volley of mini rockets at you while reloading my dbshotgun with Thermite Shells*
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*dissolves into the ground and waits* Try not to godmod
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[spoiler]whats considered god Modding?[/spoiler] *Waits for you to reappear*
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[spoiler]attacking without appearing to take damage[/spoiler] *reforms to jump up and slice at you*
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[spoiler] he wasn't god modding. He literally shot your iron balls til the impact showed them down to a slower speed that He could then dodge....[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]never said he was, just a suggestion[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ok, I'll try not too. Also, do you know what thermite is?.[/spoiler] *You manage to slice my front armor off but one of my thermite shells hits you as I recoil back from your strike* "You're good." *I rip off the damaged portion of my chest armor*
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[spoiler]I think...[/spoiler] *hits in the leg, and the leg burns*
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[spoiler]That would be correct.[/spoiler] *goes into a defensive stance, protecting my exposed upper body*
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*grabs custom Magnum and shoots you in the chest, the mist off of the bullet seemingly draining your energy* Hmm
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*The lights on my body and armor begin to flicker* "Crap, take this!" *I sling out my revolver and fire 3 shots in quick succession*
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*tries to dodge, but one grazes ear, and one grazes shoulder* Ow, that stings *dissolves into the ground, then reforms behind you and stabs you through the stomach*
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*I yell in pain and immediately turn around and hurl one knife at you and stab at you with my other knife, right after I attack I collapse on the ground*
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*one knife goes in my forearm, the other grazes my ear, ripping my mask and slicing some of the skin off* *acidic blood is dripping from all the cuts and bullet holes* You okay there? *plunges sword into the ground, and it dissolves into it* Losing... Blood... *passes out* *when we regain consciousness, we are in a dark hazy forest, the only things visible are the trees, a pale moon, and each other* Not here, not here.
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*I shakily get up* "Where are we? Some kind of forest?"
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No, this is my simulation room, where I fight sometimes. Happens when we both black out.
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"Oh, okay. So truce?" *I hold out my hand*
