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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Doos:
3/28/2016 3:56:17 PM
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*Maya grumbles and stomps her way in. Plops on a new couch. Arms crossed. Looking grump as hell.*
[b]Do you think I'm godmodding? I've been destroyed by two shotgun blasts. I got my face nearly punched off into another galaxy. And because I try hard in another fight... I'm god modding? TALK ME DOWN! BEFORE I GO INSANE AND START PUNCHING EVERYTHING. [/b]
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Umm... Why are you raging about godmod? I just wanna fight And if you do want it to be a godmod fight, I can make it a godmod fight
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[b]Nah. I don't WANT a god mod fight. I just don't want to be accused of something I ain't doing[/b] Maya looks up... [b]Fight? You don't get tired of fighting?[/b]
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You DO?
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[b]Well when you fight some people that accuse you of the things they are in fact doing.... Kinda puts you down ya know?[/b]
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Yeah, I get that
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[b]Well either way. I'm down to fight as soon as I wake up some more[/b] *head is slowly noddin up and down until Maya passed out face first on the couch.*
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Alright. *a hooded figure approaches* [i]What the hell are you doing mortar?[/i] I'm gonna fight this dude [i]really? This guy?[/i] Yes. [i]then this has to be interesting.[/i] [i]*jumps on wall to view*[/i]
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Edited by Doos: 3/29/2016 3:36:02 PM*snores and then snarts awake* [b]I heard that. You said this is gonna be interesting? YOU DON'T KNOW ME![/b] *jumps off the couch and lands in a really low fighting stance. Arms crossed in front of her with both her knives in hand. Left is double edged and the right is a single curved edge.*
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[i]hmm...[/i]
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[b]oh... You don't wanna fight? Mmkay.[/b] *sprawls back on the couch haphazardly*
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Come on man [i]you said you wanted to fight, mortar[/i] Yes, but you can. [i]fine[/i]
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Edited by Doos: 3/29/2016 6:17:36 PM*Opens a dazzling red eye.* [b]Are you talking to yourself? Or your unnamed friend? When we fight.. Is he a spectator or opponent?[/b] *she sits up. And opens her other eye. A gray blue. Folds her feet up and looks expectantly at you*
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[spoiler]friend, and you can choose to fight mortar or cross bow[/spoiler]
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[b]Well.. Crossbow.. Would you also like to fight? I don't mind seeing what happens if I fight you both. [/b]
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I'll watch [i]fine, I'll fight you[/i]
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[b]Crossbow eh? Let me guess. You use a shotgun dontcha?[/b]
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[i]nope[/i] *pulls xbow off of back*
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[b]Whoaaaaa. Didn't see THAT coming![/b] *Maya reaches behind her into a shadow. Opens an access point and pulls out her looong bow. The wood shines as a darker than black color. She pulls out a multitude of arrows. Places all but one into the ground. Notches the one and takes aim*
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 3/29/2016 7:08:54 PM*when the arrow is fired, it is quickly caught* [i]don't be so cocky[/i] *puts on xbow and fires*
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*Maya slaps it to the side with her bow. She nocks a nasty looking arrow with paper surrounding the arrowhead. When she lets loose. The paper rips off. And the arrowhead bursts into flames when the air makes contact with the volatile liquid drenching the tip. She sends three more similar arrows in rapid succession.*
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*ducks matrix style, but catches the last one, and puts in quiver, igniting all his arrows* *vanishes instantly*
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*Maya sits down and waits*
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*appears behind you and stabs you with a bayonet on the front of the crossbow* [spoiler]thanks to the deity, it negates healing.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I don't heal faster unless I recuperate inside my Shadow realm.[/spoiler] *The pierced body crumbles and then dissipates into shadows. You hear a knife whistle past your ear. A lock of your hair falls to the ground. Maya appears behind you with a [i]whump[/i] and you feel a knife point touching your spine* [b]That lock of hair is my keepsake win or lose. And this knife is ready to non lethally incapacitate you.[/b]
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[spoiler]no hair is showing, imagine the hood Edward Kenway wears[/spoiler] *kicks you with left leg like a donkey* *spins around and shoots multiple arrows*
