TELL ME OR I WILL LAUNCH YOUR ASS OFF THIS PLANET, AND OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE.
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And I'll teleport back and drop kick you into a low orbit around saturn!
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Teleportation? What is this madness...
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Best not get me REALLY angry or I leave this universe and bring back a "souvenir"
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That's cute.
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As a souvenir I mean a bomb that can destroy half a planet and completely destroy the moon if above the blast... I do love me some explosions...
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Half a planet? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... You don't know the power of the Dark Side...
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Yeah... It is a lot more portable and concealable than the death star
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*walks in room and sees nuke talking with a cabal and sits down* You know that he is an exo designed by rasputin right? And me? I'm a failed experiment brought back by my ghost. *darkness gathers around my paw as I move it* You see what they tried to do was to infuse an animal with light but it failed and now goodbye. *Terror flicks his paw opening a portal next to the cabal and sends a wave of darkness crashing into the cabal sending him through it and into a black hole on the opposite side of the universe*
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SON OF A- *teleported to other side of universe, on a distant, desert planet. The planet doesn't have civilization for miles, and has 2 suns.* Where...where am I? *Reaches into supplies* Gotta get a signal going...distress call...what was with that...thing.... *Distress signal quits working* Damn. Well, best try to find some life. If there is any... *Walks away, carrying the signal and supplies*