I am spending the day flying. I get bored. So whenever I'm not in the air, I have decided to share observations with you all on the going ons of various Airports and their people. Though I might drop it at any point because forget, sleep, or bore.
That means this is going to be a weirdly organized thread with me replying to myself. I make no promises on the entertainment of these observations. They arise purely from boredom.
Edit: The journey is now complete. I recommend you view this thread in order of 'recent' and go to the first post, rather than view in order of 'favorites.'
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Hour 9 beginning: I called up my mother out of boredom. Good talk. Still 15 minutes until we start boarding though. There's this guy to my right who has the most rectangular head in human history. He would probably win an award for it if he entered. His mouth is constantly slightly open to accentuate the square-ish nature of the chin and head. OH GOD. As I typed this he moved. I looked back at him after typing and he is now doing reverse push-ups. Meaning he is sitting with his hands supporting all his weight going up and down. In an airport. In basically a turtleneck. Green. The [i]boring[/i] green. Now he is using the windows to do stretches with his leg going almost over his head. This dude is like 50. The -blam!- is he doing?!?