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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
3/24/2016 2:58:50 PM
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God damn goat
Screw it, better time than ever
*takes taser and shocks self*
*MegaMortar begins to transform, arms and legs becoming bigger, stronger. Three arms protrude from his back, holding a mortar*
This isn't even my final form
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*jamms sharp stick in under your toe nail* It hurts doesnt it? Its muddy, i'd get that out if i were you.
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*light armor keeps the stick out* My toe's been infected for a long time, I just lost feeling in it. *takes stick, snaps it in half, and hits you across the face with it* It hurts doesn't it?
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*spits tooth, jamms it deep into your left eye* All brawn, no brain
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*the eye seems to set the tooth on fire* I'd say what I am, but it'd take too long *coughs out some exotic fungus in your face* Sorry, just a cold.
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*rips fungus off my face which is starting to fill with rage* YOU CROSSED A LINE KID! *throws my own blood in your eyes, before you can react i grab the back of your head and hits it with my knee multiple times much harder than i hit before, i flip over your head, pulling out your own sword from you leg, with one swing i run the muscles on your 3 back arms forcing the heavy metal mortar to fall right on your back* YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?! YOU'RE NOTHING! [spoiler]a kind of berserk/bloodlust that makes me stronger in every way when im pushed beyond my limit.[/spoiler]
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 3/25/2016 1:10:42 PM[spoiler]again, sword is not here right now.[/spoiler] *recoils, returns back to normal form, then dissolves into the ground* Never go to bed angry *reforms behind you and trips you, then coughs up some more spores* Don't get your diaper in a twist
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*graps tackles you right into a tree and starts hitting you right in the rigcage, harder and harder* RHHARG! *eyes are turning blood red, hitting so hard the my knuckles break and the fractured bone parts begins to stab you over and over while breaking my hand even more with every hit* YOU ARE NOTHING! NOTHING!!! *the tree break by the punch hitting you 5ft back, you look at me covered in blood, both mine and yours, its like a compeletely different person, no smiles, cocky attitude, only rage* *looks at you with blood red eyes and just breaths, heavily, filled with anger and determination*
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Okay, okay *evades many hits, then materializes sword, and sweeps at you*
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*grabs sword and breaks it while compeletely burning and cutting left hand* DIE! DIE! DIE!!!! *stabs your right arm until the muscles starts the get fully destroyed to nothing*
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... Ow
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*slices your arm compeletely off and jamms blade into your lungs* *heavy breathing*
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[spoiler]I wish I could say that works, but my own blade just goes through me, just slightly burning me[/spoiler] HuhuhuhuhehehehehehehahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! *Punches you in the stomach, then stabs you through the throat* *proceeds to throw you in a lake*
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*you go to the lake, its empty. No body found* [spoiler]how does one actually defeat your character if he just reforms when hurt?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Not reforming, just high pain tolerance in hand 2 hand. I still lost my arm[/spoiler] Heh. He must have left the simulation I'll put it as a draw.
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Twas draw bastard. You cant try to kill. I had the ability to stab you right in the head multiple times.
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Okay...
