Does the op's name refer the the sperm he gets on his hands while jerking it?
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It's actually a nod to a show from years ago. Requires intellect above yours to understand, I'm afraid.
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Don't lie
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Ah yes, the reliable "don't lie". About what I'd expect from something as lowly as you.
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Ha-ha it's better than anything you've got. Your big come back was to call me stupid
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No, I called into question your intelligence. You merely confirmed it.
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Sweet burn there sir