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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
3/20/2016 3:31:06 PM
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"Oh for gods sake."
[b]I fire my grenade launcher at the tree, knocking it down.[/b]
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[i]Hops off the side of the tree, and flies towards you. I take my scythe out of my bag as I go towards you.[/i]
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Edited by Jäger: 3/20/2016 3:40:48 PM"Shiiiit." [b]I try to dodge the scythe but gets stabbed in the leg[/b]
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[i]at the scythe is stuck in your leg, I tap your leg and use my power of emotion manipulation to make you feel extremely depressed and sad, then I take my scythe out and back away a bit[/i]
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Edited by Jäger: 3/20/2016 4:02:37 PM[b]Jäger stands up, he walks over to his skateboard, he grabs his boombox and plays the song "Footloose"[/b] [b]I grab your scythe.[/b] "So you think you got the skills." [b]I break the scythe in half and throw the blade far away.[/b] [b]I charge back towards you, as I roll past I punch you square in the face.[/b] "That's what you get bitch."
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[i]as you run towards me to punch me, I slip a small explosive into you pocket, then run away as fast as I can while my face heals, and I get to my scythe and pick it up and stuff it into my backpack[/i]
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"Dumbass, I've seen these types before, I'm a -blam!-ing EOD specialist." [b]Grabs pliers.[/b] "Cut the red wire." [b]Right when he cuts the red wire the explosive goes off. Jäger is sent flying and lands in a tree[/b] "God damnit." [b]I fire a few shots towards you, on hits you in the back.[/b]
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[i]Talks with... a lot of color while it heals, and I take cover behind a tree[/i]
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"How about you come out and fight." [b]I fire my grenade launcher, destroying the tree.[/b]
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"I probably would if I still had my scythe." [i]Runs to another tree[/i]
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"Or if you didn't rely on crap weapons and emotion with high pitch whistles." "You put yourself on a disadvantage." [b]I destroy the next tree[/b]
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"It's all I have. Besides, sound amplification is great for concerts." [i]I snap my fingers, and amplify the sound enough to cause a Shockwave[/i]
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"Napalm is also great for killing people like you." [b]I fire a napalm round from the grenade launcher, it explodes and sets you on fire.[/b]
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"I have regenerative abilities as good as deadpool's!" [i]Runs and jumps into a river[/i]
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"-blam!-ing dumbass!" [b]Fires many rounds from UMP-45, many bullets hitting you in the back.[/b]
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[i]is hiding behind a rock, so isn't hit very much[/i]
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"Come out and fight you little bitch." "Or you can keep hiding so I can set up some more explosives!" "Your choice!"
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"Why are you being so dam rude? I know who ill avoid when I join this place."
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"Well if I have to fight people like you I get board!" "I need more explosions and AC/DC music playing and more explosions and Rock n' Roll!"
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... I think you have a problem.
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"That's what my parents would tell me... " "Now you gonna die!"
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Very mean. But, I haven't been doing nothing. *A huge Shockwave flies up at you from a hole in the ground*
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[b]Runs from the hole in the ground[/b] "You challenged to fight me so of course you have done something." [b]Loads grenade launcher.[/b] "This round drops a cluster of explosives, enough to rip a 20 foot hole in a U.S. Aircraft Carrier, and I'm about to put it in your brain." [b]Fires grenade launcher[/b]
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The U.S. is not even together anymore. *runs* [spoiler]in this rp it was blown up years ago.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh, ok[/spoiler] "So what! I'm still gonna put some kind of bullet in your face."
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Very rude. Maybe you should try it yourself sometime.
