Is it... It is... *wit stares at you in awe, waiting for you to notice him* *MegaMortar comes up to wit, a bottle of whisky in his right hand* [b]Who is this?[/b] This is the first person to reach pure badassery. [b]I did that a long time ago[/b] You were drunk [b]And I still kicked your ass.[/b] Are you drunk now? [b]No, no. This is just my third one... Don't change the subject.[/b] Well, if you think you're so good, why don't you challenge that person? [b]Okay, I will.[/b] *MegaMortar approaches you* [b]Hey there, you wanna fight my friend over here?[/b]