Tumblr now runs the government, and anything is a gender. Pizza, doorknob, anything. Now, you must choose a gender, or else you will be sent pity insults about how you don't support people showing "Their true self" My gender is a napkin. How about you? [spoiler]Straight outta the closet[/spoiler] [spoiler]Inb4attackhelicopters[/spoiler] Edit: Wow this blew up