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originally posted in: Photo Caption Contest!
Edited by bemo: 3/10/2016 3:07:52 AM
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Tuxedo Guy: Hey! Stupid bus! Stop trying to photobomb me! UPS Man: I'm a delivery man! How about you sew me? Tuxedo Guy: *Punctures tires* UPS Man: Really! I'm telling the police! Tuxedo Guy: I'm out, they'll have to pursew me. *Beats up UPS man* *Tuxedo guy gets taken into custody* Police: Sew, you'd think you get away with it? After you beat up the UPS man? Tuxedo Guy: I beat him UPS so bad, he'll be in stitches. Police: He did the right think and told us! Why would you beat him up sew much? You'll have to serve jail time, y'know? Tuxedo Guy: Because snitches get stitches. [i]That's all, folks![/i]
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