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3/10/2016 2:34:57 AM
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I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What were you doing in the UPS truck'? And I tell them look, we know what happened in the truck. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of quilts you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Back and forth with the strings and the needles and the threads. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what happened in the truck, do you want to know what happened? I'll tell you. First of all that UPS truck, by the way, I love UPS. It's probably my favorite service, no it is my favorite delivery service. You know what, it's probably more like a UPS truck but with a lot of packages in it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of packages. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a package that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, 'We have to liberate the mailboxes,' on and on, like that. He's like a mailman! You know what I mean? He's like a mailman. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these strings, and we can sew them and mend them and ship them. FLY them even. Did you know that? We can ship them OR fly them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the terms and conditions than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on this quilt, believe me.
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