"They thought it could not be done, they thought I could never pull it off, they thought I could never pull of the heist. But I did it, I -blam!-ing did it, those shitheads are trying to rob banks but look at me, I stole this -blam!-ing sewing machine. They always said I would never steal something this valuable. I stole a -blam!-ing sewing machine. Look that UPS crashed his truck, and I just took this sewing machine, I stole this -blam!-ing sewing machine and I will get my picture taken and post it on Facebook, why, because I stole this -blam!-ing sewing machine. This is the sewing machine I -blam!-ing stole. A ha, A ha ha ha, I stole this -blam!-ing sewing machine, A ha ha ha ha ha ha, A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA."