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Edited by SaraTheItalian:
3/13/2016 9:21:43 PM
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Photo Caption Contest!
Hey, Off-Topic!
My bf sent me this "unexplainable" photo (he didn't take it, he found it online) and I thought maybe you guys could help with something. Come up with a cool caption/back story on the photo above and I'll pick the best comment and that person will win a prize :)
[i]Those who don't wish to participate can help out by quoting captions you like and/or bumping them. You're also free to comment even if you don't want a prize, just be sure to mention it in your reply.[/i]
[b]Prize:[/b]
[spoiler]Winner will receive a $20 PSN or a $25 Xbox gift card. If you don't want any of those, I can also send you a $20 Papa John's gift card.[/spoiler]
[b][u]Contest ends Mar. 13! Good luck ^-^[/u][/b]
Edit: I figured a week would be too long to wait so I changed the date to the 13th of March.
[b]Edit 2: help me bump a few of these comments, some of the good ones are being pushed to the bottom! Also, if you want to help judge, PM me[/b]
Edit 3: Congrats to weasl92 for winning! I might do another contest in the future :)
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3 RepliesAnother one: [spoiler]Always on-time deliveries, no mater what is going on![/spoiler]
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7 RepliesGroom with a blender like device witnesses a police chase involving a driver of a ups van who eventually high jacks the grooms wedding photo.
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Oh man, years back I made an epic caption for this. I wish I can remember it. Fak
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1 ReplyEdited by Resist RageQuit: 3/10/2016 12:29:38 PMUps man was late for a delivery to a man who was wearing a tux. He got the package, a sewing machine, and dived out the vehicle, giving tux man his package. However, the UPS man forgot about the ditch right across the street, where the ups truck was now crashed. He called the cops to help get it out, while tux dude took a picture of the whole ordeal to showcase just how much ups is willing to go through in order to get a package in on time.
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1 ReplyEdited by Whiskey Chits: 3/10/2016 3:31:28 AM"Dodging that truck was a stitch" Give me my Papa Johns card.
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2 RepliesI bet that driver was trying to commit [i]sewicide[/i].
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Just me and my date's pre-prom pictures.
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1 Reply"They ask what I did to the van, All I say is... [i]You reap what you sew[/i]"
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3 RepliesEdited by Alstrza: 3/10/2016 3:15:33 AMWHERE IS THE THE 20$ STEAM CARD? AS A MI24 HIND, PC MASTER RACE SUPPORTER IM TRIGGERED BY THIS. [spoiler]dominos is better than papa johns but we can duke that out later...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThere was a guy and he worked in UPS but he had to deliver something... Fast. When he saw the person he drove up a hill and ran, this being after he went on a date, and delivered the sewing machine to his customer, to find it was the wrong person and they quickly snapped a photo because of his recklessness and dedication to give his customers, their bought items
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3 RepliesI got a good one, but I don't know how to get the image on the meme generator app.
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walter, touch my penis
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Do I win?
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I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What were you doing in the UPS truck'? And I tell them look, we know what happened in the truck. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of quilts you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Back and forth with the strings and the needles and the threads. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what happened in the truck, do you want to know what happened? I'll tell you. First of all that UPS truck, by the way, I love UPS. It's probably my favorite service, no it is my favorite delivery service. You know what, it's probably more like a UPS truck but with a lot of packages in it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of packages. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a package that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, 'We have to liberate the mailboxes,' on and on, like that. He's like a mailman! You know what I mean? He's like a mailman. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these strings, and we can sew them and mend them and ship them. FLY them even. Did you know that? We can ship them OR fly them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the terms and conditions than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on this quilt, believe me.
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1 Reply[i]*Loads TX-130 Saber-Tank lazer round*[/i] Sara can you help me find out how to add captions. Photoshop?
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Your opinion.... ..... is invalid Nerf fusions 2k16 ~[i]Master of opinions[/i]
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Sometimes you win Sometimes you sew Or The sew was strong with me they said
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13 RepliesHere in my backyard, just got this brand new sewing machine. It's fun to sew down here in Compton. But do you know what I like more than sewing? Crashing ups trucks. I crash one ups truck a day and mend my own suit while doing so.
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This kid is taking his old grandma to prom who loves sewing while his grandmas overprotective grandpa spy's on them who has Alzheimer's. *drops mic*
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1 ReplyEdited by GreiratTheThief: 3/9/2016 10:15:28 PM
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1 ReplyIs it good?
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As a ups driver this made me cringe, poor guy. At least that kid got his sewing machine haha.
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1 ReplyEdited by ThyLordIntrovert: 3/10/2016 12:49:38 AM"I identify as a sewing machine, and this is my fiancé" [spoiler]i have a slight feeling someone is going to give me hate[/spoiler]
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3 Replies"They thought it could not be done, they thought I could never pull it off, they thought I could never pull of the heist. But I did it, I -blam!-ing did it, those shitheads are trying to rob banks but look at me, I stole this -blam!-ing sewing machine. They always said I would never steal something this valuable. I stole a -blam!-ing sewing machine. Look that UPS crashed his truck, and I just took this sewing machine, I stole this -blam!-ing sewing machine and I will get my picture taken and post it on Facebook, why, because I stole this -blam!-ing sewing machine. This is the sewing machine I -blam!-ing stole. A ha, A ha ha ha, I stole this -blam!-ing sewing machine, A ha ha ha ha ha ha, A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA."
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1 ReplyEdited by TXginger: 3/10/2016 1:54:47 AMBond...Sewing Bond I'm here to help! *must read in Sean Connery's voice
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4 RepliesCan't participate, but would really like to :/
