Your a guy.

I though my caption was more creative. The cops were talking to the truck driver, not to the sewing machine kid, indicating the truck driver crashed the car and not the kid. So he couldn't have killed anyone or hurt anyone with the sewing machine. Mine was literally the only caption that didn't have such a generic joke. http://i.imgur.com/xbjJsvF.png

The number π is a mathematical constant, the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, commonly approximated as 3.14159. It has been represented by the Greek letter "π" since the mid-18th century, though it is also sometimes spelled out as "pi" (/paɪ/). Being an irrational number, π cannot be expressed exactly as a fraction (equivalently, its decimal representation never ends and never settles into a permanent repeating pattern). Still, fractions such as 22/7 and other rational numbers are commonly used to approximate π. The digits appear to be randomly distributed; however, to date, no proof of this has been discovered. Also, π is a transcendental number – a number that is not the root of any non-zero polynomial having rational coefficients. This transcendence of π implies that it is impossible to solve the ancient challenge of squaring the circle with a compass and straightedge. Ancient civilizations needed the value of π to be computed accurately for practical reasons. It was calculated to seven digits, using geometrical techniques, in Chinese mathematics and to about five in Indian mathematics in the 5th century CE. The historically first exact formula for π, based on infinite series, was not available until a millennium later, when in the 14th century the Madhava–Leibniz series was discovered in Indian mathematics.[1][2] In the 20th and 21st centuries, mathematicians and computer scientists discovered new approaches that, when combined with increasing computational power, extended the decimal representation of π to, as of 2015, over 13.3 trillion (1013) digits.[3] Practically all scientific applications require no more than a few hundred digits of π, and many substantially fewer, so the primary motivation for these computations is the human desire to break records.[4][5] However, the extensive calculations involved have been used to test supercomputers and high-precision multiplication algorithms. Because its definition relates to the circle, π is found in many formulae in trigonometry and geometry, especially those concerning circles, ellipses or spheres. It is also found in formulae used in other branches of science such as cosmology, number theory, statistics, fractals, thermodynamics, mechanics and electromagnetism. The ubiquity of π makes it one of the most widely known mathematical constants both inside and outside the scientific community: Several books devoted to it have been published, the number is celebrated on Pi Day and record-setting calculations of the digits of π often result in news headlines. Attempts to memorize the value of π with increasing precision have led to records of over 67,000 digits.

She said yes

Oh I'm [i]sew[/i] sorry!

"Couldn't afford the corsage, so here's was the alternative." Or "I went through ALL OF THIS trouble to get you a corsage, when in the end I figured, why not make my own!" He was running to the truck to get flowers and since it crashed the cops found a sewing machine inside for him instead.

Well... At least i got my sewing machine

My crush told me I'm socially challenged. I say I'm just a sewciopath

Not even a sewing machine can keep my life together.

All these people saying that guns kill people, BUT WHAT ABOUT SEWING MACHINES! FÜCK YOU CHARLES!

worst honeymoon ever

He did anal with the car