You're one head short of a hydra.
You're not a hydra, you're a [b]wyrm[/b].
Alpha? More like beta.
That taco was laced with anthrax.
You got reduced to nothing but a little bitch after Heracles.
You suck at halo. [b]AND[/b] the weapon sucks too.
You got killed by a rock. [b]Stone Cold[/b] if you ask me.
The fire that weakened you? Must have been [b]too hot[/b] to handle.
I'd hit you in the head with a can of soda, but I'll I've got is [b]soft drinks[/b].
I would continue roasting you, but I got a brain transplant and [b]changed my mind[/b].
[spoiler]I'm not sorry.[/spoiler]
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*Continues eating taco* *Summons Gaster blasters* [b]You weren't kidding on the "Cold blooded" part.[/b]
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*1 damage* Bitch.
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Edited by TheAlphaPorch: 3/8/2016 11:42:10 PM*Screen goes black*
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*Respawns* *Fume ultra to the back* *9999999 damage* -blam!- you sans.
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[b]...[/b] I SHALL SAVE THEE!!!!!! *Throws revive potion* [b]Thanks kiddo I'll take it from here...[/b]