So I was working one day at the hospital getting a pastry and some dude strikes up a conversation with me thinking I'm a doctor. I tell him I'm not but he continues anyway asking my job title and proceeds to offer me a job along with paid schooling. Me personally I'm like sweet I can get out of this place. I get his card and go home. I tell my wife pretty much verbatim what the conversation went like and wife gives me a suspicious look. I'm like 'what?' And she say let me look this guy up. So she looks the dude up on facebook and we find that he's gay and was, based on the conversation according to my wife, hitting on me. I threw that card out and spent the next two days questioning if I gave off a gay vibe.