How to prepare a bowl of Cup Ramen 1) Open the lid. 2) Throw the lid in trash, unless it has sentimental value and you want to keep it. 3) Pour in a cup of water heated to room temperature, so you live in Antarctica you're gonna have some cold ass noodles. I'd reccomend moving away. Somewhere nice like Minnesota. 4) Open the packet containg like 3 pieces of corn and 5 random leaves of some sort. Throw this wrapper away because it was ravaged by lucifer. 5) Put the Cup Ramen in the microwave, set the timer for 3 minutes, close the door, and start. [b]Make sure you removed your porn stache from the microwave, as this a frequent mistake by many users. [/b] 6) Once it is done, pour the packet of really spicy sh** in the soup to make it hot as f***. 7) Stir in all contents well, don't use your penis because you could burn it. Don't use a knife, because that barely even stirs it. Don't use a shovel because thats too big, causing you to knock the noodles on the floor, making a mess. Do not use the shovel to clean up the mess. Another reason not use a shovel is because it'll be really dirty after all of the corpses you've burried. Personally myself, I'd use a spoon. 8) Enjoy your delicious soup that has enough chemicals in it to start a chemical war but still tastes [u]souper[/u] ;) good. That is how you make a bowl of Cup Ramen.