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Edited by The Ham: 3/4/2016 2:07:32 AM
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Reveal your true self

The Ham would like everyone to stop playing their gimmicks and ways for just a Moment to show their real selves. He will will start.... For starts, Im a 16 year old male. I'm fluent in English and French, and I am taking Calculus. That is in fact a picture of me. I am extremely underweight despite being under the alias of The Ham. By that I mean I'm only 134 pounds. 134 and 6 ft 4. I'm American and proud of it, and I hope to become an engineer. I play Soccer and I'm pretty good at it IMO. I'm quite frankly socially awkward and an introvert. My grades are decent. I have yet to achieve my license and don't plan to anytime soon. I'm fine not being able to drive. For now. My IQ is a fine 132, tested by a phycologist. Take the time to post an actual selfie of your actual self and reveal your true colors. This is an opportunity for all of us to come out from the shadows and share our traits and personalities. This helped me with stress, and I'm sure it will for you all too. Edit: http://imgur.com/a/y5sVG Link to proof selfie for those who don't believe that is actually a pic of The Ham. Edit 2: Made Trending. Shout out to McAllieJoy for fighting through cancer! May you have the best of Luck! Edit 3: Definitely my most popular thread thus far. There are a lot more teens than expected! A total of 1607 comments and replies, minus 19 of my own!

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  • I'm a filthy weeaboo and I have red hair.[spoiler]not telling anything more[/spoiler][spoiler]I'm also male[/spoiler]

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    • Never again. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      • Edited by Dr.Trollbotnik: 3/14/2016 7:34:07 AM
        My name is Julian. JJ for short. 16 and 5'9. I lived in Miami half my life before I moved to Colorado. It's great here. I play guitar, do vocals, and I love anime with a passion. I'm also a die hard gamer. I'm also a bit of a mechanic on certain vehicles. I'm of Latino decent, so I'm full blooded Cuban at heart. I speak multiple languages as well as Spanish and English. [spoiler][b][i]now the flood knows me[/i][/b][/spoiler] [spoiler]Click the link for a picture.[/spoiler]

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      • Incase you cant tell, im a hippie. And those are zeppelin 4 tattoos on my arm.

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        • Hi, my name is Shelby and I'm 13. I'm 5'10 and 113 pounds. I live in Texas U.S.A. I'm in the 8th grade and I'm not so happy with life atm. Like how my love life sucks, like how i havent even dated anyone in the entirety of my school career and how my friends consist of like 3 people and how everyone is better than me at everything at every stage of my life. But u know, besides that its great. I'm fairly skinny, not that happy about it bc everyone calls me flat, or slut bc im so skinny, but you know, you have to live life that way. I'm looking into getting into a college and getting a Technical Arts degree in Colorado. I don't have a picture of me atm, but i might post one later. Just a description, I have very short hair, I'm tall, white, blonde hair, green eyes, and lots of acne (hating it). [spoiler]I hate myself btw if u havent noticed[/spoiler]

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          • Hi my name is Drew I live in the United States I'm 18 years old I am currently finishing my senior year of high school and working on college classes while I prepare to go into the Marines in Signals and Intelligence I love Skiing, Wake Boarding, Airsoft, Bodybuilding and Metal Working I struggle with social situations and for the most part avoid other people I don't really know what else to say that's kinda me if you have any questions ask away

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          • https://imgur.com/a/dfaq0 First of u know I'm ugly Second I don't know how to selfie Third I'm 14 and getting my drivers permit blah blah blah stuff stuff stuff and yeah that's all you need to know

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          • Brags about a 132 IQ and spells psychologist wrong in the same sentence... Niceeeeee

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            • Guy posts pic: 2 replies Girl posts pic: 125 replies Who knew, bruh? I guess I'll do it. [spoiler]As if I'm showing you nerds what I look like. [/spoiler]

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              • But this is the real me!

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              • [spoiler]AAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAAAAaaaaaa... Funny...[/spoiler]

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                • Edited by Tate Diabeetus: 2/29/2016 1:17:00 PM
                  Totally not the cat! (Old pic)

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                  • inb4anomaly

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                  • Hi off-topic.

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                    • Edited by Rust3dKing: 3/16/2016 10:24:37 PM
                      And its gone..

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                      • I'm straight.[spoiler]calm yourselves children.[/spoiler]

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                        • Another one. #nomakeup #JustSandwichThings

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                          • I really despise ignorant people, people who are stupid. I don't mean people who don't know a fact. People who are so ignorant that you can't have a conversation with, so I hate most of the people on this forum.

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                          • Edited by Pro: 3/1/2016 8:46:50 PM
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                            I am 25 years old. I spent 5 years of my life in the Navy on a -blam!-ing submarine. Over 400 days of my life have been spent under water in a metal tube, with very little means of communication, surrounded by 150 usually grumpy males. I've never been to prison, but I bet the experiences are similar. I have been to jail though. Spent 4 hours in the slammer. I was arrested for going 92mph in a 45 when I was 17 years old. It was only my second week with my '99 z28 Camaro that I worked and saved for all summer. Now I'm out of the Navy and work for a government contractor as an IT Analyst. I just bought my first house in November, so that's exciting? I love to play sports recreationally (I played basketball and soccer in highschool), and work out. Unfortunately I'm going to school full time on nights and weekends so I don't really have time for anything fun anymore. Can't believe I replied to this thread. Kind of disappointed. Lol

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                            • 39 years old. Bad ass aircraft maintenance sorceress. Air Force veteran. I like boots.

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                              • Eh. Why not? Accept, at the moment I honestly don't know who I am. 20 year old girl, and I have cancer. Sometimes people have a hard time looking past the c-word. I've lost my hair and look like shit, but I'm pushing through. You'll usually see me with a smile on my face. I guess I'm just waiting to finish chemo to become my true self again. I love longboarding, hiking, climbing and basically just any kind of adventure. I'm also pretty decent at graphic design. Yeah. That's me.

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                                • Edited by [CuCh] Seagebs: 3/8/2016 2:55:47 PM
                                  Hello, It's me. I was wondering when this sort of post would come to be. I'll go over Everything. They say that it's time to take a picture But I don't have an imgur. Anyways, that aside, I'm 14, white, born in Seattle, Washington. I'm gonna pass on the name, just as a precaution, even though I know there are very few people on this website who would do something like that, and hopefully none to me. I go to a nice private school with a tiny grade. 42 people. I'm in eighth grade, the last our school goes too. Many of the people there, including me, have been there since kindergarten. I'm Jewish and proud of it, but also liberal and atheist, not because I want to be edgy, but because I've just never had the bond other people describe with God. Maybe it was how I was raised, maybe not. I have an amazing dog named Hershey, a brown labradoodle whom I love. I like to write, but not books. I [i]really[/i] liked game of thrones, but just the books. Not for sex, but just for the story. I always thought I was a nerd, and I had a bad experience with one of the popular kids, a guy we'll call James. He tried to be mature about something, and it felt like he was putting himself before me. I don't like the concept of having some people being above others. Anyways, that was a year ago, and I was one of the tallest kids in the grade, and ~5' 8''. I nearly punched him in his face, and that would have been bad. Things changed, but eventually I just went to a dark place, and it took me until 8th grade to get out of it. Start of the year I had my nihilistic mindset going, but I made friends really fast. I even realized that the James kid was far from the asshole I'd thought, and I ended up really liking him. We're pretty good now, really good in fact. I tell him my holocaust jokes, and in return, he laughs. I'm 5' 11" now, and in shoes, easily six feet. I'm 154 pounds, and not even close to obese. I don't have a lot of arm strength, but my legs are pretty ripped. I have dumb hair. Blonde, but insanely curly, so it becomes a "Jew-fro" as I call it. Supposedly, I'm pretty funny. I was a total desticle, until I eventually broke the habit, and now I spend a few minutes a week here in Offtopic, for the laughs. So yeah, stay terrible, Offtopic. :)

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                                  • 24 year old male from Illinois. I'm 6'5" (196cm) and those who saw me in platinum's old thread saw my epic beard. The hair has finally been cut, but for a job interview the beard was cut with it. I'm at work moment, but may take a new pic later upon request. I'm a gamer, like most if not all of you. I stayed on Xbox mainly for Halo, even though it's story has gone down the drains since 343 took over. Still a huge fan of Halo lore, and the Song of Ice and Fire books. (Any other fans who have read all five books feel free to PM me about theories). Right now I work security, but the interview I mentioned earlier went well and my last day is this Tuesday, then I move over to a warehouse to unload trucks for much better pay. I'm wanting to get better at 3d animation. My security job didn't pay enough for college, so I've been teaching myself with Blender. So there's the basics. Want to know more, just ask.

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                                    • My dog! He is such a good guard dog and he always bites me

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                                    • Edited by TDUNN79: 3/9/2016 2:15:00 AM
                                      http://imgur.com/39YujFslink I'm 5'10", I weigh 118 lbs, I'm 17, and I enjoy hunting, as well as playing around in 3D modeling and game design programs.

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                                    • [i]Hello this is state farm and welcome to Jake. I would like to order a small gluten free pizza at wall mart[/i]

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