Nah. Here's how you piss off a warlock.
Tell them that they need to get out of the library. Lol
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nah the library is nice
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B-but the library is where the books are
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Here's an idea warlock. [spoiler]Learn to walk with exotic boots.[/spoiler]
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This is -blam!-ing grand lol
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B-but...them books doe
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B-but them wilds doe
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But them books of them wilds with colorful pictures doe
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Dude. You have a reading addiction. Even worse than normal warlocks. Jasus
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But them books about warlock book addiction doe
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Doe? Jesus he's turning into Mary Poppins
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There is a book about Jesus and Mary Poppins too! I could lend you one....if you want
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NO! STAHP
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D-do you dislike books?
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I DISLIKE YOUR OBSESSION WITH THEM
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You know....you should write a book about that
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FUUUUUU
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Boooks
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I will slap you. With a book.
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Then I'll write about it in my journal....marvelous idea
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I will burn your books like a [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]
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Then I'll tell the speaker on you,or just move to mercury and read the books there
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I will make you read an inappropriate book.
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Oh! You mean the redacted grimoire?
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Nope.
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