I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that being a helicopter is impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me"Apache" and respect my rights to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me then you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.