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I should be World Dictator

[i]I[/i], Agwara L. Cheeto, should be the World Dictator of this world. Here are some reasons you should vote for me: -I will bring economic prosperity to the world by eliminating economic barriers between countries such as currency conversions and varying value of products -Illegal Immigration issues will be nonexistent due to total human unification -Technological advancements will skyrocket since there will be no need for war -unlimited free wifi -I will bring back Generation 1 Transformers and 2003 Clone Wars -There will be a worldwide popcorn sales on Thursday -Everyone will get their very own IRL Neptunia waifu -The chance to earn a cherry flavored Popsicle for every purchase over twenty dollars And this is the best one yet -No retarded political debates Spread the hashtag #agwara4dic2025 so we can raise awareness about this event! You can also support by joining muh group, [url=https://www.bungie.net/ko/Clan/1319956]Speech X[/url]! If you have any questions, post them below. :)

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