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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2/10/2016 6:34:47 PM
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[spoiler]And a bow[/spoiler]
[b]Rumblings are heard in the temple.[/b]
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[spoiler]yes![/spoiler] Before I go check that out... [b]steals some drinks[/b]
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[b]There appears to only be really watered down whiskey.[/b]
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[b]gets 3 bottles and breaks them all after drinking them[/b] [b]takes the sharp ends of the bottles[/b]
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[spoiler]The rumblys get louder[/spoiler]
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[b]walks to the temple[/b]
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[b]The mumble rumbles appear to be coming from a pig. It seems upset at your presence.[/b]
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Are you kidding me right now? [b]walks up to it[/b] What am I going to name you? [b]bends down in front of it[/b]
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[b]The pig butts your head. This must be the boss...[/b]
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[b]falls back[/b] Stupid pig... [b]pulls out sword and aims it at the pig[/b] Yield, and be my pig companion.
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[b]The pig gnaws on your sword.[/b]
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[b]picks it up[/b] I shall name you Gnawer. [spoiler]do I have a bag[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]No.[/spoiler] [b]A greater shaking is felt outside the temple.[/b] [i]"FACE ME, MORTAL!"[/i]
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He seems mad. Gnawer, stay here. [b]goes outside with my bow and an arrow drawn[/b]
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[b]A very short suit of farmer armor, with no one inside, is at the entrance.[/b] [i]"THAT IS MY PIG!"[/i]
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Not any more! [spoiler]do I have armor?[/spoiler] You should have been a better owner! Gnawer is mine! [b]shoots the arrow at the clothes[/b]
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[b]The clothes fall, then arise. Seems like physical attack won't do much against this ghost.[/b] [spoiler]Light Leather's.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] [b]puts up my weapons[/b] What's the pig's name?
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[b]That there pig is named Jim, you dumb bastard. What else would you call him? Bartholomew?[/b]
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How about Gnawer? Or bill? You know, I don't really like you. [b]pulls out sword[/b]
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[b]Wait. That was supposed to be in italics.[/b] [i]"You're right you dumb shit."[/i] [b]Dang it. Anyways, the farmer makes a grab for the pig. Or rather, lack of farmer.[/b]
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[b]i left the pig in the temple behind me[/b] [b]as he runs past me I slice him in half with my sword[/b]
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[b]Tge farmer armor is now in two halves. It falls limp. The pig, seeing its owner die by your hand, charges you.[/b]
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[b]grabs it and picks it up[/b]
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[b]The pig tries to bite your arm as you pick it up, leaving a small wound on your forearm.[/b]
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[b]makes the clothes into a satchel and puts the pig in it[/b]
