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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2/9/2016 1:13:52 PM
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j0hn : h3|_ p m 3
NEW QUEST : the return
A strange figure appears a the dojo gate yet something seems off
J0hn: $t0p #iM
English
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Ok Mr. Roboto who am I stopping?
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Edited by ultimatelifeform: 2/9/2016 8:31:58 PM(The shadow touches you and you flashback to a Mexican standoff) J0hn: !+$ /\/\€ anyh0\/\/ #!$ na/\/\€ !$ n€ga ... Gasp John: ok I don't know how long I have. a evil being from a alternate dimension has my body to stop him capture him and hit him in the nuts that should free me I .. No he's taking back over.....
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Wow! I can barely understand this even when he's speaking English! [b]He observes while eating popcorn [/b]
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NeGa: AhaHAHAahahHahahA shuT up you fOOl I shall kill all and become a god The Lenny's where riGht this placE is full of powerful warriors TiMe to KiLl thEm All Starting with your friend pants
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Wow! He's dead too! That would be impressive!
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nEgA: time to DiE!!! (NEgA pulls a shotgun on you)
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Wait. I'm in the vision? Well! Talk about Bad medicine! Anyways. Put the gun away Choncho. I wouldn't wanna mess up your nightmare....
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(The flash back fades away you see the shadow prepare to fire the shotgun) NEga: a$ I $ai|) |)!€ !!! [spoiler]come here for translation Nega: as I said die!!![/spoiler]
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Alright. I guess you- [b]Before he finishes his sentence he grabs the gun and cocks it. And points it at the hostile man.[/b] Did I ever tell you about the time I killed Hercules with a spork?
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NEGa: a/\/ |) +#a+ $(ar€$ /\/\€ #0\/\/? (He dissipates to sand and enter's your body and squeezes the blood stream that connected to your arms you drop the gun) NeGa: g!\/€ \_/p ¥€+? [spoiler]Nega: and that scares me how? Nega: give up yet?[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/9/2016 10:19:05 PM...did you seriously go inside me? Seriously? [b]He explodes. Vaporizing everything. Including himself. His cells come back together to reform his body.[/b] I don't play for that team...! [b]He kicks the little bits of sand that are around.[/b] I wouldn't wanna kill you now would I? [spoiler]Ya. Don't enter other men.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]who said Nega was a man?[/spoiler] NeGa: grrr... Wha? John: remember what I said
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[spoiler]No you entered the deity. Who is a man.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Quick question[/spoiler] [spoiler]Are you English?[/spoiler] Alright! So! Stop screwing around! You are pissing me off!
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Edited by ultimatelifeform: 2/9/2016 11:10:20 PM[spoiler]if ya mean American then yes and btw Nega is a girl who has taken over a mans body[/spoiler] Nega: hope you like your cigars cause your gonna go up in smoke (She pulls a flame thrower out of her sand hand)
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[spoiler]I don't like using this character for PVP. It's too OP. So just keep that in mind.[/spoiler] Really? Alright Sandgirl. Just try spraying me with that fire. Seriously. Try.
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[spoiler]dont worry as I said she took over a mans body that man don't like her and of course is fighting for control you just have to live long enough for them to take control so you can beat her btw to "kill" her you have to hit the host nuts doesn't matter how even a flaming coconut would work [/spoiler] NEGA:ok your funeral (The flame thrower ingnites and a flame the size of a house reaches out to kill out) Nega: can ya stand the heat boy?
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[spoiler]Ok. I am confused. Can you give me more details on the opponents? And, watch your run on sentences. It makes things confusing.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok in fool terms Nega took a host body because she is a parasite and the host is fighting back. Just live long enough till the host takes enough control for you to get her out by hitting them in the nuts. Is that better?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ok[/spoiler] [spoiler]Why the balls?[/spoiler] [spoiler]You know...never mind.[/spoiler] Hahahahahahahahaha! I LIVE IN THE FLAMES! [b]He walks up to nega and punches him across the face. Before drawing his blade, which he then sends towering down on the sandfigure.[/b] [spoiler]He likes to play with his food...[/spoiler] [spoiler]And btw, the sword can't be disarmed. Just letting you know.[/spoiler]
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nEGA: 0 @ b|_@ |) € #0\/\/ $\/\/€€+ (She just sits there then she somehow grabs your back and suplex's you) Nega: just die [spoiler] Nega: o a blade how sweet[/spoiler]
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[b]He is able to land on his feet and throws her over him. Kicking...her straight in the genetalia.... Because that's entertaining somehow...[/b]
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[spoiler]dude not for entertainment when Nega also takes over their nervous system meaning instead of the host feeling the pain she dose but she will leave if the pain is to great like a kick to the nuts leaving the host to deal with the pain[/spoiler] nEgA:NooooOoOOoooOOoooooooooOOOOOO (The shadow explodes and reveals a guardian laying in the fetal position) John:(in horrible pain) ...thank...you... (Then the armor opens up to reveal a ten year old boy... Your old friend... John)
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[spoiler]You know this is a different character right?[/spoiler] .......well....this is really fu[i]c[/i]king weird!
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Edited by ultimatelifeform: 2/10/2016 1:06:51 PM[spoiler]first off no didn't know it was an alt 2nd ya never really said so and 3rd you only ever said I in them never mentioning the name and 4th john is a dimension lord he could have met you alt dimension form you don't know lore wise on my dude[/spoiler] Philbert johns computer ai: master John I shall medical treatment on your genitals as so as we reach a secure location may I suggest afterwards we reward our savior? John: s-sure (He faints)
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/10/2016 5:00:02 PM[spoiler]Whoa! Cool the jets man![/spoiler] [spoiler]Sorry bout that [/spoiler] Back in the good ole days I was known as the NUTCRACKER. What you are feeling right now is what THOUSANDS HAVE FELT! [b]The fierce deity leans on a wall legs crossed.[/b] Now gimme my reward!
